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    Texy: Look: if he's not smart enough to wait until December for the bottles to show up in the stores that are clearly labeled "Not for MLB athletes"... well... more »
    Macker12: So, when do the Phillies give their medals back? more »
    Doyle McPoyle: One thing I'm going to say, I'm a man and I'm accountable for my actions. Bringing the total count of professional athletes being held accountable for... more »
    UkraineNotWeak: "The Phillies God-lovin' set-up man is facing a 50 game suspension after he unknowingly ingested a banned substance that he purchased at a local nutri... more »
    Chamomiles Davis: Even the AP photo thinks J.C. got Rumph'd. more »
    Steve U: He's just lucky he didn't say anything ribald about Elisha Cuthbert. more »
    Stev D: The problem was he was taking X-TREME HARDCORE ULTRA RECOVERY STACK instead of the MAXIMUM ARSENAL HARDCORE MUSCLE STACK. more »
    Doyle McPoyle: Cherry Hill? He stopped by the White Castle, right? more »
    MeSoHornsby: Failing MLB's drug test is so easy, even a Puerto Rican can do it! more »
    VTBen: Speaking as a Phillies homer, this suspension is bullshit. He gets the supplement when the MLB says it's legal, then a few months later, they say it's... more »
    Sports-Pun: Myers: You know what I gotta be honest with you, I think these supplements are doing a great job on their own, you know what I mean? I got tons of ene... more »
    Civil Negligence: Did he make sure to get those GNC Gold Card points? more »
    Weed Against Speed: ...and it doesn't fly well in my house, either. Maybe so, but do you know would does fly well in his house? The Air Hogs Twin Thunder Helicopter, of c... more »
    ArkansasFred: JC should have just transformed his tainted urine into red wine. more »
    Candace Parker Secret Lover: Just another reminder that nothing good has ever come out of New Jersey... /lived in NJ for 12 years more »
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