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    NordoftheBlings: "He's not even planning to drop out of Arizona State." Wow, he is really fucked up. You try & raise them well... Then they drop football, but choo... more »
    Rick_James_Crack_Pipe: Somewhere Cris Simms is smiling and whispering to himself: "Well played, sir... At least you had the balls to get out" more »
    Hit Bull Win Steak: He wants to be...a dentist! more »
    sir_pantsalot: He will be begging to get back on the team once he realizes that non-athlete college students actually have to study and do homework. more »
    uninspired: He didn't listen to his father's advice that went something like "the game will suck for several years, but then you'll get a running game". more »
    MattinglysSideburns: Is this a scene from the sequel where Napoleon fills out and becomes popular? more »
    Jews For Purple Jesus: If he wants he could still pretend to be an ASU QB by showing up at high school girls basketball games in a pink shirt to endlessly curse at the refs. more »
    Hatey McLife: His father's teeth are known as "Arabian good looks". more »
    HebrewHammer: He had the genes, the Aryan good looks, The looks genes must be from Momma Elway. His teeth didn't make me pass out in fear. more »
    Hatey McLife: He quit football to do a remake of The Dirty Dozen. more »
    UkraineNotWeak: He has a future in Matt Leinert's posse. more »
    MarkKelsosMigraine: the Aryan good looks If that is all it took, John Tesh would have been a modern day Sammy Baugh. more »
    MarkKelsosMigraine: Jack responded to questions by singing "Oh God, I'm a dancer, a dancer dances" and doing Cassie's mirror dance from A Chorus Line. more »
    Bobby Big Wheel: Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad! You mean he'll never sell new and pre-owned Chevrolets? more »
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    Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!

    He had the genes, the Aryan good looks, and the resources to become a top-flight college quarterback. If only someone had checked to see if John Elway's son ever cared about football in the first place. More »