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more about #jakedelhomme more comments → Jefferson Tardship: Former WCW superstar Bill Goldberg was the first player ever cut by the Panthers. How dare you, Carolina. This man started his wrestling career 108-0.... more » ScientificMapp: Yeah, Jake Delhomme really does suck. There hasn't been a more washed-up Louisianan since.... since.... I'm stumped. more » Steve U: a flaming shitwreck so profound in its ineptness that a mere nine-month break will do little to wash away its searing memory "And that's the story of... more » StuScott Booyahs: flaming shitwreck My search for a fantasy team name ends today. more » ClickClickThud: No wonder he dropped the ball - did you see what was stuck to it? more » ClintonPortishead: Dave Wannstedt once tried a Panther Swipe but ending up punching himself in the face. He then took a timeout and called the same play again but couldn... more » KOGOD: PANTHER SWIPE! [images.icanhascheezburger.com] more » Matt_T: Quit trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen. more » Gourmet Spud: Can we turn this into a dance craze that will sweep the nation? more » MorelOrelHershiser: The ol' "Thumb hook in the top of the pants" move, a classic by high school seniors nationwide. more » Doyle McPoyle: That's two stories in the last 24 hours concerning ejaculate...let's see if we can break the record! more » GrandersonSlamderson: The 5 picks, on the other hand, were because I'm awful. more » twoeightnine: Can't sleep. Buzzsaw will eat your soul. more » J-No: Be afraid, Dash. Be very afraid! more » mikedrawcar: Too bad nobody went ballistic about people walking around while trying to do the broadcast. JEEEZUS! more » -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Carolina Panthers
Some people are fans of the Carolina Panthers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Carolina Panthers. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#carolinapanthers
Jake Delhomme Knows Exactly What Happened To Him
"The fumble, I credit them," he said. "The guy had his head turned to me and just swiped." Panther swiped. Pitt should really pick up on this. [Winston-Salem Journal] -
#nflplayoffs
Pay No Attention To The Berman In The Background
Two top seeds slept for an extra week in their comfy, comfy beds and then promptly got bounced from their Super Bowl dream machine yesterday. How do you feel today Steelers and Giants fans? More »
