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more about #jalopnik more comments → Silent Q: It's a shame Mike didn't get a good shot of the "Powered by Vicodin" graphic across the top of the front windshield. more » UkraineNotWeak: The directionals on my Browning Nagle Dodge don't work at all. more » pauljones: Please tell me he owns a Darryl Strawberry Camaro. more » SchaubOnMyKnob: Favre is more comfortable in a Wrangler more » Hatey McLife: This used to be the Stringer mobile, but kept overheating. more » dfpatterson: I always wondered what kind of car Drew Magary drove... more » DeepFriar: The car says "Favre," but the multiple DUI convictions say "Koren Robinson" more » ArkansasFred: So he can tool around in that thing but according to the DMV my Justin Strzelczyk tribute car isn't "street legal"? more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Rarely do you get to see a custody battle lost the second a guy pulls into a parking lot. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I wonder how much debt that guy has. I'll guess over $50,000. more » Civil Negligence: 98? Really?! But, officer, I was just a kid having some fun out there! more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: I always assumed the Ford Interceptor was named after Favre. more » ArkansasFred: It would be so great if the guy driving it is the town's thoracic surgeon. more » MushyHeirloom: This underscores my longstanding (not-really-serious) point that rally-racing games (like DiRT, for example) would be greatly improved by large wildlife. more » Barry Lutz: If your horse stays airborne for four hours or longer, discontinue using Villagra and notify your physician. more » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Forget All Other Tributes: Presenting The Favre Firebird
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#sadwhimsy
Man Asserts Dominion Over Nature, Hits Horse With Rally Car
Here's a photo of an Argentine rally driver running into a herd of wild horses somewhere in the Patagonian hills. One of them had to be put down. This is basically a metaphor for the industrial revolution. More » -
#michaelphelps
Michael Phelps Involved In Car Crash
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#nascar
Lisa Mayfield Did Not Appreciate The "Whore" Remarks
NASCAR's Jeremy Mayfield is being sued by his stepmother, Lisa, for "slanderous, false and defamatory statements" she says he made about her. You mean the murdering whore thing? Wait ... you were upset about? More » -
#ballsdeep
A Comprehensive Ranking Of The Products Inside A Good Humor Truck
One of the good things about being a parent is that, during the summer, you're fully justified in eating all the goddamn ice cream you want. More » -
#nascar
Jeremy Mayfield Goes To War Against NASCAR And His "Whore" Stepmom
As noted last night, NASCAR says that Jeremy Mayfield failed another drug test, but he has fired back with even more outrageous countercharges—like implying NASCAR's chairman is on drugs and flat-out accusing his stepmother of murdering his father. More » -
#nascar
NASCAR Still Dealing With Its Talladega Identity Crisis
I'm not sure if everyone has weighed in on the Carl Edwards restrictor plate mess, but there's been enough chatter from drivers past and present to show that everyone involved in racing has an opinion. More » -
#nhl
Alexander Ovechkin Can't Drive 55
Rachel Nichols had a nice "so now you know" profile about the NHL's goofy MVP on E:60 last night. What do you think happens when a toothless, 23-year-old adrenaline junkie gets handed $100 million? More » -
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#nfl
This New Detroit Lion Logo Should Fix Everything
The rumors are true. It seems that the new Lions logo that "leaked" awhile back is legit and a new typeface and squiggly lines will soon usher in a glorious new era of Detroit football. More » -
#racing
F1 Winner Holds Up Post-Race Press Conference To Jump His Model Girlfriend
British Formula 1 driver Jenson Button was so excited to win the Australian Grand Prix this weekend, that he couldn't wait until after meeting with the media to start the celebration. More » -
#nfl
Receiver Donte Stallworth Mows Down, Kills Miami Beach Man
Former Saint/Eagle/Patriot and current Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth has reportedly ran over and killed a pedestrian in Miami Beach early this morning.
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#duan
Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
The intrepid Brooks of SPORTSbyBROOKS has Telexed us with an urgent communique regarding Danica Patrick's now-infamous checkered flag/Old Glory tattoo (these colors will eventually run as age takes its toll on Danica). More » -
#superbowlxliii
Hey, Did You And I Just Buy Santonio Holmes A New Cadillac Escalade?
Whatever happened to the tradition of General Motors giving the Super Bowl MVP a new car? It happened; it's just that GM wanted to keep the presentation quiet this year. And for good reason. More » -
#collegefootball
He Fought The Tow Truck And The Tow Truck Won
No sooner had Ohio State garnered some positive publicity than the Buckeyes were brought back to earth with the drunken, mischievous adventures of offensive lineman Alex Boone. More » -
#nfl
Detroit's Rod Marinelli Receives Least Surprising Firing Ever
The Detroit Lions are...undefeated. They lost all 16 games in impressive fashion this year, and even though coach Rod Marinelli says he's ready to lose 16 more, he has officially been let go. More » -
#nflupdate
And Wayne Fontes Thought Perfection Was 8-8
The Detroit Lions showed true devotion to the perfectly awful cause today while the rest of the NFL North showed why they should consider CFL applications. Or maybe KFC applications. More » -
#nfl
Natural and Unnatural Disasters Threaten Week 17 (Yes, That Includes Detroit)
Weather threatens in Buffalo and Houston (despite the dome), Detroit threatens to actually play, and Ed Hochuli threatens to be mentioned no less than 87 times tonight. More » -
#mlb
Ex-Tiger Jim Bunning No Longer Welcome In The Motor City After Voting Against Auto Bailout
Jim Bunning is a six-term Congressman and now two-term Senator from the State of Kentucky, but he is also a Major League Baseball Hall of Famer. What's not to love about him? More » -
#nascar
Al Unser Victim Of Prostitution Ring Blackmail Plot? Let's Go To The Videotape
Al Unser Jr. is known to me for two things: Winning the Indy 500 twice, and getting well-oiled on occasion and earning DUIs. Now, make that three things. More »
