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more about #jamboroo more comments → P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I guess you missed the fact that Brian De Palma was guest directing SportsCenter. Next week: David Lynch, and the Not Top 10 will be spoken backwards... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: So when do we get to hear the apologies and mea culpas from every other NFL fan about Brett Favre? more » Silent Q: Coming this summer, from the men who brought you Soul Plane and Guess Who?: Vince Young is "Blaxeter" in Dis Island Earth. more » DirkToberFest: Drew, Lucie Arnaz does not qualify as a "saucy Latina mistresses" if only because her pubes are turning gray. more » Sarcastro: As a Steelers fan, I must say that your preview of the Raiders game is spot on. I actually don't mind that I have to pick my wife up at the airport du... more » DirkToberFest: Prince is the purple SHIT. Prince is not the name I call what I just left in the 3rd stall (unflushed mind you) after I chugged a red powerade. more » MattinglysSideburns: That's when Deion Sanders shouted out, "MAN, NO ONE WANTS YOUR PLAYS!" I used to hate Deion. No longer. Keep in mind, Deion thought Raheem Morris was... more » ClintonPortishead: "It's a thousand times better then heroin, and it's in bacon form." So... bacon? more » Steve U: "It's a thousand times better then heroin, and it's in bacon form." There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a... more » FEAST: Is that picture of Vince an optical illusion? All those vertical lines make his forehead look mammoth. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Is it the trace amount of feces? I think it's the trace amount of feces. Phyllis Gates used to think the same thing when she blew Rock Hudson. more » Juancho: Drew: I've got Vernon Davis and Ricky Williams on my fantasy team (in Punte's league) with Brady as my QB, and yet somehow I'm only 6-6. WTF is that? more » White Speed Receiver: You've clearly never had the joy of firing somebody, Drew. It's an excitement just short of sex. more » Michael Bertin: where you think you're getting six, and you end up getting fucked in the ass. Pretty sure that sentence confuses Brady Anderson. more » UpstateUnderdog: Lipps, Inc, was one of my all time favorite porn mags. more » -
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LOOK AT MY STRIPED SHIRT! Jamboroo, Week 13
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LAST PICKLE IN THE JAR! Your Thanksgiving Jamboroo
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Pre-Thanksgiving, Coke Pinkies And Nazi Dinosaurs. Jamboroo, Week 11
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Playing Offensive Line Is Horrible. Jamboroo, Week 10
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Why Are So Many Quarterbacks Kicking So Much Ass? Jamboroo, Week 9
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HALLOWEENAROO! Jamboroo, Week 8
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
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The Death Of The Workhorse Back. Jamboroo, Week 7
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These Announcers Aren’t Drunk Enough. Jamboroo, Week 6
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The Most Hopeless Franchise In Football. Jamboroo, Week 5
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OCTOBER! F*CK YEAH!!!!! Jamboroo, Week 4
Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed. More » -
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Purple Jesus Is Gonna Break His F*cking Neck. Jamboroo, Week 3
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Mouthcurtains and Fake Gusgasms. Jamboroo, Week 2.
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Love And Football. The Return Of The Jamboroo
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Crack The F—king Skye. Your 2009 NFL Draft Jamboroo
The NFL Draft is this weekend, so time for a special offseason edition of Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo. Enjoy. More » -
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The Halcyon Days Of Blackball-dom Are Seemingly Behind Us
It's a little ironic that Deadspin was finally credited on SportsCenter for "breaking" a story, which for whatever reason, does give it more of that elusive credibility in mainstream media. More »
