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more about #japan more comments → econdave: Is that clip going to be in the beginning of the "Super Terrific Happy Hour"? more » Chamomiles Davis: Meanwhile the owner was thinking, "Looks like the spider just caught himself a couple of flies..." more » ClintonPortishead: Japanese Carl Monday chews you out when you DON'T beat it in a library. more » Clayton Vernon: hah, the AJC was punked- that's a colorized shot of some south pacific schoolkids forced to watch an atomic test in the 40s more » Curious Ape: Have people been following the absurdity that is Ron Artest on Twitter? @96TruwarierQB What did the Rockets do (wrong)? I blame Chinese rat milk for... more » UkraineNotWeak: I thought Fulman Bisher retired from the AJC? more » Hatey McLife: They weren't squinting, they were doing an impression of Bobby Cox's wife. more » Torgo's Executive Powder: The AJC went to great lengths to avoid steretyp- /sees the sixth picture in the slideshow ... Jesus Christ. more » Karlifornia: They're probably all about to receive an incoming message from the Big Giant Head more » Steve U: Good to see John Rocker's column is still finding an audience. more » ClueHeywood: Okay, maybe that’s it. Maybe we should do to the Japanese what they do in their movies: build a miniature city. Put it outside the window. Tell them... more » ScientificMapp: It was sort of odd when the article said that the kids' piñata event was canceled because they ran out of dental floss for the blindfolds. more » Bobby Big Wheel: NWA must have never listened to Synchronicity. more » NordoftheBlings: It's not about moral victories"Rudy" is apparently Lost in Translation. more » Weed Against Speed: They have a new form of porn in Japan now where a bunch of guys take turns spitting on a woman. It's called Loukkake. more » -
#lennydykstra
Nails Is No Match For The Japanese Carl Monday
Yep, that's Lenny Dykstra, caught on Japanese television in a Los Angeles pawn shop. Deadspin translation services are on the case, after the jump.
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#duan
Why Do Japanese People Squint?
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has a theory. Something to do with the sun always being in their eyes? That's why its on the flag right? More » -
#collegefootball
Japan Learns How To Lose From Notre Dame
Lou Holtz coached up the Fighting Irish and, afterward, a losing coach bemoaned a moral victory, so Saturday's college football exhibition was just like any other. Except Notre Dame won. And the game was in Japan. More » -
#robots
Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
Japanese nerds have invented baseball-playing robots with talent far exceeding our own Major League all-stars and they don't require Gatorade or HGH. Well, I guess that's it. We had a great ride, humanity, but our time has passed. More » -
#openingdaykindof
At Last, The Glory Of Youkilis Is Introduced To Japan
Well, it's doesn't feel the start of the baseball season tomorrow morning — jeez, like, 11 hours from now — but it is, in fact, the beginning: The Red Sox and the A's, in the Tokyo Dome, 6 a.m., baseball is here ... kind of. More » -
