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more about #japanesebaseball more comments → DougOLis: So you're saying the Japanese invented a glorified pitching machine...? Good for them I guess. more » Clarence Rosario: BALL-E? more » ClickClickThud: The Fox Network is in preliminary talks for a Batting Stance Bot. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: You must see this droid safely delivered to my father on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Dusty Baker! You're my only hope! more » Mr. Praline: Hank Aaron XXIV remains unimpressed, still worst player of all time. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Baseball writers will love them because they will all have a clutch. more » ClueHeywood: The system goes on-line July 24th, 2009. Human decisions are removed from baseball. Bat-bot increases consistency at a geometric rate. Pitch-bot becom... more » Torgo's Executive Powder: Well of course the batter-bot can hit the ball every time, the ball doesn't have seams. Everyone knows a robot can't hit a curveball. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: But can their Bro-bots be douchey 100% of the time like ours? more » Civil Negligence: The Mets want to know if the robots come with a warranty. more » Matt_T: I can't wait to see the match between the Kasugai Tentacle Rape and the Nishio Schoolgirl Panties more » UkraineNotWeak: Lois Feldman is planning a visit to Japan as we speak. more » David Hume: new fake turf for the field I, for one, cannot wait for college football season, and resuming the ongoing mockery of Lee Corso. more » the earl of weaver: ...who may spend their time in the restrooms contemplating the full extent of Matsuzaka's legacy with the Lions. If they're anything like the new fans... more » Weed Against Speed: But the main attractions are the new toilets with TotTo's Warmlet seats in stalls with floor-to-ceiling doors. George Costanza approves. more » -
#robots
Japanese Baseball Robots Already Elected To The Hall Of Fame
Japanese nerds have invented baseball-playing robots with talent far exceeding our own Major League all-stars and they don't require Gatorade or HGH. Well, I guess that's it. We had a great ride, humanity, but our time has passed. More » -
#japanesebaseball
Japanese Baseball Is Cooler Than Ours
When they're not infuriating their fans with the unlikely martyrdom of Bobby Valentine, the Chiba Lotte Marines are busy defending the world from monsters. These posters may overstate the excitement of baseball, but only by a little. [Some Japanese Site] More » -
#japanesebaseball
Warm Your Butt In The Dice-K Memorial Bathrooms
The Boston Red Sox paid the Seibu Lions $51.1 million for the right to take Daisuke Matsuzaka off their hands. So what did they do with the money? New toilet seats for everyone! More » -
#japanesebaseball
Attack Of The Eri Yoshida
17-year-old Japanese female knuckleballer is a strikeout queen in the Kansai Independent League. [More Hardball] -
#mlb
Curse Of The Colonel Update: Now PETA's Involved
Of course they are. The animal rights organization has sent an impassioned letter to the Chicago Cubs, advising them not to accept a Japanese baseball team's offer of a curse-breaking Kentucky Fried Chicken statue. More » -
#mlb
Can Japanese Colonel Sanders Statue End The Cubs' Curse?
This handsome statue, plucked from the watery depths of a Japanese river, is being offered to the Chicago Cubs as curse-breaking material. I see no way this can fail. More » -
#japanesebaseball
Japanese Baseball Curses Are Weird, Battered With 11 Herbs And Spices
Workers dredging a river to construct a walkway in Osaka, Japan may have inadvertently lifted one of the most notorious curses in all of sports, the mysterious 'Curse of the Colonel.' More » -
#worldbaseballclassic
World Baseball Classic Will Only Happen In Your Dreams
The World Baseball Classic has begun! Too bad you were asleep and missed the whole thing. [MLB.com] -
