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more about #jasongarrett more comments → DeepFriar: So it was his butt that muffed the snap/hold in the 2007 playoffs? more » Starburied: Jesus. I haven't seen snowballing this grotesque since Natasha Richardson started rolling down the slope after impact. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Chick in top left corner: "Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man, my boyfriend isgoing to think I'm the FUCKING COOLEST if I get this in Deleted Scenes!" more » Chamomiles Davis: People will call you Gingerballs They'll call you Gingerballs Those people don't know what they see They just see Gingerballs Gingerballs Cheer up Jason more » sir_pantsalot: I just can't see any good quality coach agreeing to work for Jerry. A lot of people are bashing Garrett right now but he may be the best option for th... more » Torgo's Executive Powder: Figure they'll draft the franchise QB, either Highland Park's Matthew Stafford or Heisman Trophy winner Sam Bradford Pay no attention to where this yo... more » Jews For Purple Jesus: If Detroit does go and hire Princeton Boy, he'll probably raise the collective IQ of the state of Michigan by about 50. more » Doyle McPoyle: I don't see how Motown would be attractive to a guy with no soul. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D But how did he find time to think about coaching between murkin' and doin' time? more » Kid Canada: Stafford and Bradford eh? So which one is Tim Couch and which one is David Carr? more » Civil Negligence: All good points, AJ; but you forgot two very important things: 1. The team is based in Detroit. 2. They are called the Lions. more » Matt_T: Figure they'll draft the franchise QB, either Highland Park's Matthew Stafford or Heisman Trophy winner Sam Bradford Unless both elect to stay in scho... more » -
#tonyromo
Fat-Bottomed Romo Now More Sleek
According to a report in the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram, Cowboys coach Jason Garrett lovingly told quarterback Tony Romo that his butt was too big to be a good finisher this season. Too much cake? [Uwe Blog] -
#nfl
Jason Garrett Realizes It Might Actually Be Colder In The Big D
Jason Garrett was considered the ginger-haired offensive genius, primed and ready for any and all head coaching positions — especially the one in Dallas. More »
