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more about #jasonwhitlock more comments → Milbury, Rolling the Dice: Please, weight has nothing to do with performance. more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Uh oh... the secret of Whitlock's success has been revealed. Look what the Smoking Gun just turned up: more » HockeyMountain: I imagine a fight between these two would look exactly the same as the Death Star crashing into the moon. more » Steve U: It takes a massive amount of energy to impact 100 boys on a college campus. "You don't know the half of it." -Julia Allison more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I was going to do this whole thing where I cut and paste the "beyond x's and o's" 'graph and insert words and allusions to writing rather than coachin... more » UkraineNotWeak: Whitlock also believes that The Hindenburg wouldn't had blown up if he hadn't been such a blimp. more » Fogg: Charlie Weis is writing the rebuttal to this article. more » DeepFriar: "We've created this product to fill a void that currently exists in today's fishing arena" Sometimes portable toilet jokes just write themselves. #le... more » pistols at jawn: "YOU ARE NO MAN AND I WAS COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT YOU! I can't believe I ever even considered you to be 3/5 of a man." - Eric Miklas #leecorso more » ClintonPortishead: If Limbaugh and the "white race" are soooooooo bad, why then are their tons of pictures of you with WHITE girls hanging all over you? What? No. Those... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Randy Shear 7027 Gaston Parkway Dallas Texas 75214 USA I'm sensing many subscriptions to Playgirl in your future... #leecorso more » ClintonPortishead: viva la stool Freud never does translate well. #leecorso more » Silent Q: Dear Joe Morgan, Why do you have a blog where you OPENLY campaign to have yourself fired? I mean, if you hate your job so much, why don't YOU just qu... more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: That thing is just like the product I invented for my nanny called "The Babyshitter." #leecorso more » Rock, Flag and Eagle: "OUT & OUT RACIST", and the "INFAMOUS RACE BAITERS" Solid flicks. Kevin Kline is hilarious as professor who attempts to be a liberal heterosexual. An... more » -
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Whitlock: Mangino's Oozing Pumpkin The Root Of All His Coaching Woes
Jason Whitlock offers his funky-fresh perspective on the absurd Mark Mangino poking situation by positing that the beleaguered coach's problems could have all been avoided had he not weighed "450 to 500 pounds." Fat-on-fat crime ensues. More » -
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The One Where Lee Corso Takes A Massive Dump
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Jason Whitlock Stages His Own Private Sports Media Roast
In his latest, Whitlock uses the occasion of Erin Andrews' Oprah appearance to go all Jeffrey Ross-on-Bea Arthur on his colleagues. Reilly's column: "read by tens of hundreds of readers who find it while looking for Bill Simmons' column." Burn! More » -
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Now For Jason Whitlock's Thoughts On Rick Pitino
Topics discussed: Pussy Galore, Strange Tang, Pitino, Josh Hamilton, Reggie Miller, Monica Lewinsky, Obama and Hillary doin' it. There's something for everyone: rampant misogyny and gay-baiting! This column makes every sportswriter in America look like Betty Friedan in comparison. [FoxSports] -
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Alert: Whitlock, Leitch, Daulerio Sharing Pleasantries On Popular Radio Program
Go listen now. UPDATE: It's over. The nation returns to DEFCON 4. Leitch's verdict: "That went well. He didn't yell at us at all." [DanPatrick.com] -
#duan
Metaphor As Illness: Whitlock, Train Rides And The Pursuit Of "Strange Tang"
Since the deaths of Steve McNair and Arturo Gatti, the world has turned its misty eyes to the prose of Jason Whitlock, who has made sense of it all by analogizing crazily and discoursing on "strange tang" and "young tail." More » -
#ballsdeep
Jason Whitlock Vs. Marty B In Racial Flame War ‘09: WHO YA GOT? (UPDATED)
Our favorite oozing pumpkin Jason Whitlock is forging an Enemies List not seen since the last days of Richard Nixon: Selena Roberts, Serena Williams, Hamstring Stretches, etc. More » -
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More Whitlock: McNair's Not A Hero, He's Not The Morality Police, Likes To Get His "Becky On" As Well
"Personally, I prefer June-December romances, but a blossoming May flower certainly could be fertilized into a special, 28-year-old bouquet by a patient and attentive gardener." Also: "Becky."[Fox Sports] -
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Oh, Jason, You've Really Gone And Done It Now...
Jason Whitlock wrote a face-slapper of a column about Serena Williams where he says things like this: "I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the trunk, although my preference is a stuffed onion over an oozing pumpkin." Jezebels...ATTACK! More » -
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Jason Whitlock's Too Black For Kansas City Sometimes
Whitlock's latest KC Star column features D.J. Jazzy Jeff, KC's eight-block "P & L District," Kangol hats, and, of course, racism. Just another Saturday night with Whitlock in the Midwest. More » -
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Selena Roberts On Whitlock: "Perhaps There's A Little Homophobia There"
This week's Deadcast guest is Selena Roberts, the author of A-Rod and columnist for SI. Did you know Selena is the daughter of hoboes? It's true!
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#mediameltdowns
Yahoo's Righteous Crusade To Purify College Sports
Yahoo, as noted earlier, has another story out in its long-running series on the generous redistributive polices of the USC athletic department. I hate to go all Jason Whitlock here, but, well ... More » -
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Jason Whitlock Continues To Go After Selena Roberts
Jason Whitlock is mercilessly destroying Selena Roberts for her A-Rod book. First it was in his Kansas City Star column, calling her untrustworthy thanks to her Duke lacrosse coverage. Now, the Dan Patrick show... More » -
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Jason Whitlock's Getting Antsy Again
Jason Whitlock, Fox Sports' professional contrarian and TRUTH-teller, playfully addresses Matt Vasgersian's MLB announcer awkwardness and declares himself "Racial Apology Czar." Oh, and he attacks Deadspin again.
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Whitlock: Blame PED Epidemic On The Right People
The team owners. The managers. The media. The suburban rich folks who started it all. [Fox Sports] -
#duan
Eh, Screw It: Jason Whitlock Is The Friendly, Outgoing Sort
Everyone's favorite columnist is just chilling as usual. This time he took some time out of his busy schedule to snap a photo with two women doing missionary work in Vegas this past summer. More » -
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The One With More Spanish Diving Semi-Exhibitionism
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#duan
Jason Whitlock: Still Angry At The Sprawling Idiocracy
Fox Sports' most combustible columnist unleashed a year-end list of truthfulness. He goes head-hunting after a few media heavyweights: Rick Reilly ("washed up") , Erin Andrews ("needs a big brother"). Least surprising drive-by victim? Deadspin.
