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more about #jasonwitten more comments → DougOLis: You know who else wasn't there? Santa more » The Scott Mitchell Report: "Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time" Eddie Murphy disagrees. more » J-No: The stars at nightAre complete unknownsClap, Clap, Clap,Clap, Clap!Deep in the heart of Texas. more » ClueHeywood: Meanwhile, Owens' Drop A Dream Foundation tells 81 children in the Dallas area that Santa Claus doesn't exist. more » ClintonPortishead: The party got weird when it was T.O.'s turn for "Seven Minutes in Heaven" and he spent the time masturbating in front of a mirror. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Since the Romo/Witten/Owens tiff is now officially the gayest argument in the news, we might as well go ahead and call this whole situation Propositio... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Al Michaels described it as "the-good-ship-who-the-fuck-are-these-people?". more » Sports-Pun: Owens' Catch A Dream Foundation They raise a whole helluva lot more money than Braylon Edwards' Drop A Dream Foundation.. more » Stev D: Also, the entire 2005 Philadelphia Eagles. Sans McNabb of course. more » Gourmet Spud: "Why? Why couldn't he have worn #82?" - McCarthur Family and their eleven hungry children more » Sigerson: Can't quite put my finger on it, but SOMETHING tells me that T.O. is a lying sack of shit. more » VTBen: T.O. is the last person who should be talking about a lack of professionalism. more » Weed Against Speed: For me, that's a lack of professionalism in my eyes. I don't know how he pulled that off, but someone should get Owens to an Eye Wash station immediat... more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Werder's source for the information was someone close to Romo who could only be identified as "Deep Throat." more » Weed Against Speed: Eddie Murphy's mom approves of al-Zaidi's antics. more » -
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Romo, Witten Do Not Party All The Time
The "stars" came out for Terrell Owens' big birthday bash on Monday night, but not among them: Tony Romo and Jason Witten. Great; here we go again. More » -
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Terrell Owens Jealous Of Romo-Witten Sleepovers
Wait, a second ... Terrell Owens isn't happy in Dallas? I am surprised to hear that because this is completely new information. More »
