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more about #jaycrawford more comments → Hatey McLife: but the gun when I was warming up said mid 80sDamn! Mine told me 40, if I'm lucky.-Cho more » Karlifornia: I watched "First Take" this morning, and judging from Jay Crawford's performance, it looks like we have another Tony Conigliaro on our hands. more » David Hume: If it's 3:20 on a Wednesday, that means it's time for Fun With Punctuation! With minor changes, a quote about baseball: since about freshman year of... more » SuvarnmalaBabb: First and foremost, I played in the game and was on Jay's team. The story is much exaggerated and contained about 5 percent of the truth. Not sure w... more » Stev D: This is the part in the romantic comedy where Crawford's girlfriend sees his violent outburst, calls off the engagement, and runs to the loving embrac... more » shea_guevara: "you fuckin amateur! this is a recreational league for PROFESSIONALS!!" more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Little known fact: "Resident Hard Ass" is Stev D's handle on the "Men seeking ???" section of Craigslist. more » Steve U: I think at one point he called me an amateur and I started laughing which didn't help things. +1, anonymous contributor. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Funny story: I got drilled from behind last night too. -Skip Bayless more » StuScott Booyahs: Anyway, he's cursing telling me I'm a "f'ing pansy" and that he's going to "beat the f out of" me after the game and that I "have no business being on... more » Gourmet Spud: ...he's....telling me I'm a "f'ing pansy" and that he's going to "beat the f out of" me... Censoring himself even while off the air. Now that's a pro... more » ArkansasFred: Hey, if you routinely fell asleep in a tanning bed you'd be a little ornery too. more » Matt Sussman: Just last night I was wondering what happened to Darren Dreifort. more » -
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Jay Crawford: ESPN's Resident Hard-Ass
This is an excellent story. Take heed, North Jersey adult league recreational baseball pitchers: If you plunk the First Take host in the back of the neck, he may kill you. Full [Sic'd] story after the jump: More »
