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more about #jaycutler more comments → Chamomiles Davis: Urlacher sounds this close to challenging Cutler to a du-elle. more » Brazil Thrill: Hines Ward has joined the group "For The Love Of God I'm Not Even Remotely Asian, So Enough With The Engrish Jokes". more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Or, Kyle's formula works in the Chicago offense, while Jay's formula doesn't. He's actually taking shots at the front office and coaching staff; why ... more » Drew Magary: "Also, he's a pussy." more » umlaut75: Damn it all. I just spent the best part of an hour looking for my comment from when Cutler was installed as QB at Denver. Something to the effect of... more » parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme: Gosh, who could've predicted this development? Oh wait, that's right, anyone who follows football. more » SponsoredbyV8: The good news is they won't need toxic grain alcohol to get rid of him, a few sugar packets will do the trick. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Chicago has to be full of fucking retards if they think this is all, or even mostly, Cutler's fault. First problem: no O-line. Second problem: no one... more » Karlifornia: Jay McNown is the worst hybrid quarterback since Jamarcus Orlovski more » Pete Gaines: I take solace in the fact that Steve Rosenbloom is wrong about everything. (PS, it's hard to be a good quarterback without an OL, RB, or WRs.) more » MopUpReliever: Joe Namath's scotch soaked lips were declared dangerous and must be muzzled, after they attacked a SportsCenter anchor and sideline reporter. /old ne... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Not enough degradation in those eyes. #watercoolerfodder more » Kid Canada: Looks like Vince Neil is gearing up for another Motley Crue tour. #watercoolerfodder more » Artie Fufkin: What's Will Ferrell playing? A stapler? #watercoolerfodder more » AzureTexan: The Yankees will return the favor when, in a meaningless September game against the Kansas City Royals, they replace Jeter with Boxcar Billy. #waterco... more » -
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'Tis The Season To Call Out Your Quarterback
Sunday saw two stars publicly questioning their respective QBs. Now, with a few news cycles to think about it, Hines Ward is sorry. Brian Urlacher, not so much.
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Chicago Has Pretty Much Completely Turned On Jay Cutler
It's bad; they've taken to calling him "Jay McNown." But the beleaguered QB finds an unlikely defender in the father of former Bears washout Rex Grossman. Dan Grossman's endorsement floated 50 yards and was intercepted by Brian Griese. [Chicago Tribune] -
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Derek Jeter Has Really Let Himself Go Since...Last Wednesday
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Hockey, Wearing Not So Much As A Stanley Cup
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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The Metrodome Wins The Weekend
In sports, everybody is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome, which won the weekend by living past the weekend. Hefty bags forever! More » -
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Is Jay Cutler The Next Tom Brady?
A reader asks: "Peggy, what are your thoughts on 'Jay Cutler: is he the next Tom Brady?' Thank you in advance." More » -
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Smokin' Jay: Cutler Sure Does Clean Up Nicely
Judging by this month's Michigan Avenue Magazine, the new Bears quarterback wants to mount a serious challenge to Matt Ryan as the best-looking ball-slinger in the NFL. What else is he saying with these hot new looks? More » -
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Why Your Team Sucks: Chicago Bears
Some people are fans of the Chicago Bears. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Chicago Bears. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group.
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10-Year-Old Hero Closes Door On Jay Cutler Era
A young Broncos fan who was among the many betrayed by Gentleman Jay Cutler has called for a purifying ritual that will ease the pain of Denver football faithful—declaring August to be Jay Cutler Jersey Burn Month. More » -
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Broncos Fans Are Thrilled About The Bears New Quarterback
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Jay Cutler's Late Night Activities Prompt Furious Debate
Bears' general manager Jerry Angelo isn't worried about Jay Cutler's drinking . Former punky QB Jim McMahon says "It's the off season!" And now for Julia Allison's side of the story. More » -
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Jay Cutler's Windy City Heat
Busy first week for Jay Cutler, who seems to be familiarizing himself into the Chicago nightlife scene quite nicely since his arrival. More » -
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Chicago, Meet Your New Quarterback: Jay Cutler
In somewhat of a stunning move in the, wow-that-happened-fast sense, the Denver Broncos have traded Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears for, well — A LOT. More » -
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Michael Silver To Josh McDaniels: “You Haven’t Done Dick”
For this week's Deadcast, we brought on Michael Silver from Yahoo Sports (who sounds remarkably like Leonardo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) to talk about the Jay Cutler situation. And retractable third arms. More »
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Pat Bowlen To Cutler: JUST GO AWAY, YOU STUPID BABY
Actually it was a bit more reasonable than that — but just as emphatic. So which team will snag Jay Cutler? [DenverPost] -
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Josh McDaniels Wonders Why Jay Cutler Is Ignoring His Facebook Friend Request
Refusing a face-to-face meeting is one thing, but you know the relationship is damaged when Broncos' quarterback Jay Cutler ignores your text messages. Poor Josh McDaniels. More » -
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Jets Want Some Of That Jay Cutler Goodness
The Jets are reportedly very interested in trading for Denver's laser-armed crybaby. What, no confidence in Kellen Clemens and Brett Ratliff? Preposterous! [NYDN] -
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Jay Cutler Formally Asks Denver To Stuff It
After a lot of weekend buzz involving real estate listings and veiled threats, it appears that Denver's glorious Jay Cutler Era is officially over. More » -
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Why Won't Denver Love Jay Cutler?
All Jay Cutler wants is a little respect from the Denver Broncos and their new coach Josh McDaniels. Unfortunately, Cutler plays in the NFL where guarantees, assurances and warm hugs don't come easy. More » -
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Nuggets TV Analyst On Jay Cutler: "I Think He's A Little Bitch"
Dem's fighting words. Or, at the very least, words that could result in a spirited Indian Leg wrestling bout. But that's what Denver "TV analyst" Scott Hastings called Jay Cutler on Dan Patrick's show today. More »
