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more about #jaymariotti more comments → Butter Chicken: Robert Blake apparently has a fabulous new hairpiece. more » DennyCrane: I wonder if Jay went to the plastic surgeon's office and simply asked for "the Gene Simmons." more » norbizness: Here's hoping he reconnects with his biological mother, Helen Thomas. more » StuScott Booyahs: more » MattinglysSideburns: We were singing Mr. Big's "Next to be with you" at the time, and he refused to participate, which I think could have actually improved his image had h... more » Kid Canada: Jay's inner monologue in this picture: "blue, green, green, blue-yellow-green, red, orange, yellow, whammy bar...STAR POWER!" more » twoeightnine: I've heard of multiple chins but how many cheeks can one person have? more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Mariotti then grabbed the mic and broke it down for the crowd: Tonight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I f... more » Steve U: An instant +1 to whoever convincingly photoshops Mariotti into a series of famous historical photographs and paintings, a la the Observers from Fringe. more » Phintastic: Jay - too much guyliner dude. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Lighten up, Jay. Your Sports Shout co-star Tracy Jordan takes the public's ribbing in stride. more » the earl of weaver: Need to find directions to the White Sox locker room? There's an app for that. more » Weed Against Speed: The fact that Jay Mariotti stepped foot in a karaoke bar was clearly a mistake. Maybe he thought that with a name like the Blue Frog, it would be just... more » StuScott Booyahs: "Hey everybody, Mariotti is taking a dump in the bathroom right now!" +1, Mr. Karaoke Performer. more » DirkToberFest: Jay should take a page out of 50 cent's book. "Fiddy" was so sick of the public hounding him at clubs/bars that he stopped going out and would just w... more » -
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Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar
Even though our good friend and dance partner, Jason Whitlock, is annoyed that Deadspin is "baiting its readers to stalk Mariotti," it would be more criminal to waste this picture of Jay's big night at Blue Frog we referenced yesterday. More » -
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Jay Mariotti: Lurking Tormentor Of The Chicago Bar Scene
Mariotti's omnipresence on the Chicago bar scene — and recent photos confirming it — have opened the floodgates from numerous other Chicagoans(ites) who've had unfortunate run-ins with him. A few samplings of the (alleged) Mariotti interactions.
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Jay Mariotti Is...The Lurker
The bar patron who has the cell phone pic which (allegedly) sparked Mariotti getting bounced from a Chicago nightclub last Thursday night has yet to surface, but another reader stealthily snapped him in his natural habitat. More » -
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The One With Jay Mariotti "Napping"
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More » -
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Jay Mariotti Tossed From Chicago Bar After Scuffle With Patron Over Cell Phone Pic?
We're waiting for further confirmation on this story, but according to multiple sources, Jay Mariotti was tossed from Chicago'sUnderground Night Club(fixed) last night after he went ballistic on a guy who snapped a picture of him. Haters smell blood.
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Your 2016 Olympic City Is....
Rio de Janeiro! The Olympics will be held in South America for the first time ever (and only the third time in the Southern Hemisphere.) More » -
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Jay Mariotti Thinks USC’s Freshman QB Is Totally Cute
It's not uncommon for sportswriters to have man-crushes on athletes, but when you lead with this Freudian slip, you're bound to raise some eyebrows: "The afternoon sun was orgasmic. … Yet nothing was more radiant than Matt Barkley's smile." More » -
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Josh Hamilton Is More Human Than Human (And Us)
Josh Hamilton said that if he ever slipped up, the entire country would know about it and he would be labeled a hypocrite. Everyone knows about it alright, but it only seems to make his inspiring inspiration even more inspirational. More » -
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Combative Deadspin HOF Nominee Returns To Dying Industry Out Of Spite
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Deadspin HOF Nominee: Jay Mariotti
Oh, Jay, Jay, Jay. You are an evil temptress. No matter how hard we try, we just can't help ourselves from making you more famous.
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Jay Mariotti, Making Children Cry
Jay the Joker one-ups Woody Paige with a human prop. The baby's tears represent America, except America would have tried to poop on him. [H/T reader Dan] -
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Jay Mariotti On Erin Andrews, AutoSummarized
"Why was the Internet ... giving semi-lives to people with no lives?" thunders Mariotti, who writes for the Internet. The column goes on in this vein for 1,500 words. Let's send this through Microsoft Word's AutoSummarize function, shall we? More » -
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Not Even Jay Mariotti Agrees With Jay Mariotti
Mariotti, July 15: "It's going to take time" for people to move past "the '09 double whammy of Alex Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez." Mariotti, July 17: People have moved past the Manny Ramirez scandal. [Mlive.com] -
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The One Where Jay Mariotti Shows Off His Formidable Lady-Killing Technique
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.
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The Jay Mariotti Online Express Could Be Headed Back To Chicago
The Rumor: Jay Mariotti's death wish/dream to return to the Chicagoland newspaper universe is almost complete — he's finally heading to the Chicago Tribune. It's just unfortunate that neither he nor anyone at the paper will talk about it.
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Ricky Rubio Makes Jay Mariotti Cringe
For shame, "anyone who projects Rubio as a superstar based on wishful thinking, stereotyping and nostalgia." Also in this column: a Spanish quote left untranslated and a play on "rube" and "boob." Yes he did! [FanHouse] -
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Mariotti Offers A Comforting Hand To Kornheiser, Himself
Shouty Jay Mariotti says he'll miss Tony Kornheiser on MNF, a man with whom he feuded cattily for indeterminate reasons over the years. This seems mystifyingly bighearted until you realize he's actually writing about himself. More » -
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Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
Gentleman Jay Mariotti knows a raw deal when he sees one and something about that Matt Cassel to Kansas City trade does not smell right to him. More » -
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Jay Mariotti: "Roger Ebert Can Kiss My Ass"
Remember back in the summer when venerable Chicago Sun-Times movie critic, Roger Ebert wrote that scathing farewell letter to Jay Mariotti? Jay does — and he's finally responded. More » -
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Jay Mariotti Column Commenting Is Back On The Air
One thing I failed to consider with the previous post; you can comment on Jay's columns now! This is fun we never had when he was at the Sun-Times. More »
