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more about #jeffpearlman more comments → twoeightnine: I'd kill for a $20 per diem. Anyone know of a good Ramen recipe? more » HockeyMountain: $12,000/month * 12 = $144k/season at 46% taxes that's still $77k take home, add in $20k for the health insurance and that's still $57k/year in take ho... more » ADismalScience: Total dick comment: The guy made 300K last year. Supplemental COBRA for his kid would have cost him 20K - after a million dollars in surgeries - but... more » Artie Fufkin: Should have stayed in Toronto, healthcare newb. more » Weed Against Speed: But I heard he can rub one out in 58 seconds. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Life is rough when the only words you know are "that" "is" "a" "one" "spicy" and "ameatball." more » Steve U: That's like 1 cent per upper-lip follicle! more » MarkKelsosMigraine: You know what would really help this guy? Some fuckin' steroids. more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: A man with the ability to grow an epic mustache should never go hungry. Where is the America I used to know and love? more » sir_pantsalot: I fear that if you take away the chance of nailing interns then young talented athletes will try other sports and leave baseball with no real talent. more » ScientificMapp: Jesus went on to state, "Hey, I can see my house from this high horse!" more » Sports-Pun: How's he gonna Riggleman his way outta this one?.. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Seward's Folly Not a Lesson to One Idiot. more » Gourmet Spud: In times of moral uncertainty, one could do worse than to ask one's self, "WWJdJOD?" more » Drew Magary: But if you saw his cock in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, you understand their choice completely. more » -
#mlb
The Last Days Of Sal Fasano
SI Writer Jeff Pearlman goes back to the Fasano well for the most depressing piece yet. Sal's now 38, and struggling: "You can't help but question your sanity. You're driven by one thing — hope."[SI] -
#washingtonnationals
Report: Unnamed Amorous Ballplayer Plays For Team That Appropriately Doesn't Know How To Score
Onetime declared virgin Jeff Pearlman knows which baseball player was cold mackin' on an intern in Houston recently, but he's not telling. All he'll say is that the ballplayer was — are you ready for this? — a Washington National. More » -
#mediameltdowns
The Sad, Hilarious Tale Of Elvis Grbac, 1998's "Sexiest Athlete Alive"
This is an epically comical story courtesy of SI's Jeff Pearlman, that includes the following absurd characters: Rich Gannon, Elvis Grbac, the Kansas City Chiefs, and a dim-witted People magazine photographer. Prepare to feel life-long sympathy for Grbac.
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#mediameltdowns
Jeff Pearlman Apologizes For Becoming Mike Lupica When He Ripped Mike Lupica
" Maybe, in the act of jabbing Mike Lupica, I've actually become Mike Lupica. If so, it's not the way I want to live. I took the Lupica post down."[JeffPearlman/GraneyandthePig] -
#mediameltdowns
A Portrait Of The Columnist As A Young Virgin
Long before John Rocker offered him his thoughts on New York City transit, SI.com columnist Jeff Pearlman was a rosy-cheeked collegian who was more than happy to share his sexual habits with the world. More » -
#bookexcerpt
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Rocket That Fell To Earth"
Jeff Pearlman's "The Rocket That Fell To Earth" comes out today. It's an unflinching look at how Roger Clemens became one of the most dominating pitchers before and after his alleged steroid use. More » -
#mikepiazza
The Rocket That Fell To Earth And Landed On Top Of Mike Piazza
Jeff Pearlman's "The Rocket That Fell To Earth" extinguishes the leftover burning embers of Roger Clemens' baseball dignity in one big 320-page stomp. But Mike Piazza won't be pleased with this book either.
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#alexrodriguezpressconference
The Real Frauds: Why Did A-Rod's Teammates Even Bother To Show Up?
SI writer Jeff Pearlman offers his thoughts about the A-Rod press conference. Specifically, why are his teammates still supporting him? More » -
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#espn
One Day Simmons Will Do One Of These
Former ESPN writer Jeff Pearlman lists the things he dislikes about the WWL. [Jeff Pearlman.com]
