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more about #jennsterger more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: Now that the surgery is over, Jenn can finally sit for her six hour interview with Bill Moyers on The Power of Myth. #jennsterger more » ScientificMapp: I checked Spanish Fanhouse to get help tracking down the missing boobs, but all that I could find was something about "una cara de mantequilla." #jenn... more » AzureTexan: I wonder if, while removing the boobage, the surgeon found a pair of tiny Sherpas leading several tiny climbers toward the triumphant teats. #jennsterger more » twoeightnine: So she ditched two big boobs for one giant one? [twitgoo.com] #jennsterger more » We Are All Lance Uppercut: The Persistence of Mammary. Where's my prize? #jennsterger more » UkraineNotWeak: Was she allowed to take them home and put them under glass as a keepsake? more » Chimaera: Maybe take the baby step of going against the grain and changing the background on the blog first? meh. #jennsterger more » NordoftheBlings: Another reader's successful decision! Andy Reid, author The 2-Minute Drill of Life #jennsterger more » MeQuickWantSlow: So essentially, you guys could've just reused her latest headline: "Jenn Sterger Says Goodbye To The Jets". Waste not, want not. #jennsterger more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Until i see these implants on a tray, I will continue to believe hers are real, no matter what she says. #jennsterger more » Hit Bull Win Steak: 20,000 red-blooded American males just unsubscribed to whatever the hell website she's still relevant at.... #jennsterger more » Kid Canada: Courage, America. Courage. There's no simple explanation for anything important any of us do. Courage...it couldn't come at a worse time. #jennsterger more » J Money BS: So in order to have less attention drawn to her tits, she announces she'd like us all to know important information about... her tits. #jennsterger more » Chamomiles Davis: "Miss Applegate, I think we found you a donor!" #jennsterger more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Second most cut throat industry: Somali pirating. #jennsterger more » -
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Jenn Sterger's Post-Op Recovery Documented Via Twitter
Will Carroll, America's most prominent Injury Expert, became her Nightingale last weekend after her surgery. Not a euphemism. [InjuryExpert] -
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Jenn Sterger Says Goodbye To Some Old Friends
"In an effort to reinvent myself, in a cut throat industry that was becoming more and more competitive the deeper I swam, I made the decision to go against the grain and remove my implants." Courage, America. Courage. [Officially...Jenn] -
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Jenn Sterger Says Goodbye To The Jets
She's leaving the Gang Green meet-and-greet team to pursue acting and playing for the Minnesota Vikings. Also? She's going to be a guest bartender at "The Hill" in Murray Hill tomorrow night. [NYP] -
