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more about #jeremyshockey more comments → BruschisBrewsky: I'd like to point out that Vince Wilfork ran a 5.08 40 time at the combine, and any website that projects Rajon Rondo running a slower 40 than Vince W... more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Mike Vick can make that shot. Right-handed. Not joking. more » The Gizmo from Pismo: Um...did I miss a memo on the tumblr references at the end of posts? more » DirkToberFest: I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was... more » NordoftheBlings: Preseason fucking football and these guys are acting like it's wheelchair soccer. more » Clarence Rosario: I haven't seen such uninspired fighting in shells since the hermit crab tank at the pet store. more » racistmascot_inc: Why so angry, America's tight ends? Because they won't let Mark Chmura into Hannah Montana concerts anymore. more » David Hume: Buck Ortega started his own scrum... and, trading on the strength of his name alone, a line of highly-seasoned alligator and jackrabbit-based jerky p... more » Silent Q: "I'd like to thank Buck Ortega for using the "least favorite sports announcer plus favorite taco brand" method to come up with his porn name. I though... more » Steve U: The Saints and Texans, bitter rivals from centuries past, Saint Anne in particular. more » bluebears: he....doesn't look so good. I'm just saying he needs to think about a bro, or a mansierre. either or. more » UkraineNotWeak: Bad cards at the blackjack table left me woozy, disoriented and practically unconcious that same weekend in Vegas. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Jeremy Shockey used to be a lone wolf. But now he's got Drew Brees and Reggie Bush in his wolf pack that hunts around Las Vegas for strippers and coc... more » jgaugust: Fuck Denver. So pissed. They held on nearly every rebound and didn't get called for it. Game 5 we'll go up 3-2. more » Sculptor?!? I just met her!: A'ight, caffeine has finally worn off, so I'm outta here. Hasta Manana. more » -
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As It Turns Out, NBA Players Haven't Completely Tuned Out David Stern
The Celtics' ever-humble Rajon Rondo challenged the Titans' Chris Johnson — who's so fast, he reminded Gus Johnson of a felon — to a footrace. Why do NBA players think they can hack it in the NFL? Blame the commish. More » -
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Jeremy Shockey Doesn't Play Well With Others
The Saints and Texans, bitter rivals from centuries past, got into a little intersquad donnybrook yesterday and America's second-most beloved tight-end was somewhere in the middle of it. Shocking, right? (Get it? 'Cause that's his name.) More » -
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Jeremy Shockey's Not Here To Talk About The Passed Out
It's been a little more than two weeks since Saints' tight end Jeremy Shockey's alcohol-assisted dehydration issues resulted in him getting carted away by paramedics from Rehab, the notorious Vegas day-after-hangover hangout. He's finally talking about it. More » -
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Giants Eject Their Biggest Fan
It's clear that Jeremy Shockey appreciates the New York Giants' most enthusiastic, buoyant fan, Sondra Fortunato. Meadowlands security personnel, however, do not, as Sondra was ejected on Sunday while dressed as a Santa. More » -
