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more about #jerks more comments → Stev D: This gives people another reason to distrust those of us who wear masks. We are not all violent maniacs, maybe some of us wear masks because our "real... more » Phintastic: one of the guys involved in the Sunday night brawl had dreadlocks, so that pretty much cinches it. Let's not jump to conclusions Dash. more » 100percentinjuryrate: That dog was actually lucky it got killed before the Steelers lost to the Chiefs. God only knows what that guy would have done to it after that loss. more » Weed Against Speed: The girlfriend originally gave police a false name and then lied to protect her dog-killer boyfriend... Her original statement to police is now being... more » Clarence Rosario: I would really like it if the Rescue Ink folks went to town on this guy with a blowtorch and a pair of pliers. Nothing really snarky or funny to add.... more » David Hume: I actually found a drawing of this guy's future! (Click to reveal the super satisfying ending!) more » Hit Bull Win Steak: The Eleventh Question To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her: Do you own an emasculating breed of dog? And if so, will you expect me to walk it? more » HockeyMountain: He was actually attempting the Point After Dachshund /hopes a dog chomps on his nuts. more » The Gigolo JDR: In unrelated news, Hines Ward's new downtown restaurant will be offering a 2-for-1 special on the night of its grand opening. more » Tracy Ham and Eggs: Are we sure he didnt think it was his wife? more » Reg_Dunlop: Dear commenter law team, Would it be possible to have dog murderers killed the same way that they murder the dogs? I really feel this should be a la... more » UpstateUnderdog: These two sub-humans are going to be great parents one day. more » UpstateUnderdog: I bet this guy was kicking and screaming during the Steeler game. seriously, fuck him. more » Jefferson Tardship: Now play dead... good boy! /stuffs treat into the dog's mouth more » the earl of weaver: After going through the iPod playlist he was listening to at the time, authorities have named the Crazy Dogggz as persons of interest. more » -
#collegefootball
In Amazing Coincidence, Two Michigan State Players Kicked Off Team
Junior Roderick Jenrette and sophomore Glenn Winston were dismissed from Michigan State's football team two days after unidentified football players were accused of beating up frat boys in a residence hall. Gee, you think it might be the same guys? More » -
#dogs
All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers
A Pittsburgh area man is in jail this morning after he kicked a 13-week-old pit bull to death because it wouldn't walk next to him and he had a Steeler game to watch. Obviously, Troy Polamalu hates animals! More » -
#soccer
How Many Polish Soccer Goalies Does It Take To Write A Homophobic Book?
Arek Onyszko was kicked off his Danish soccer club after writing a book titled "Fucking Polack" (seriously), including passages like "I hate gays, I really do." Really? Because the Chinese character tattoos on your beautifully sculpted abs say otherwise. [Brooks] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Aim For The Knees, Brett!
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap. More » -
#television
"Assault In The Ring" Reminds You To Hate Boxing Forever
You may have already seen the HBO documentary "Assault In The Ring," but if you haven't yet, put it on your to-do list. Just in case you've forgotten that boxing is filled, top to bottom, with unbelievable scumbags. More » -
#jerks
Tony Mandarich's Porno Revenge Web Site (UPDATED)
Tony Mandarich's ex-fiancee is suing the world's most famous draft bust because she claims that he set up a porn website under her name to embarrass her with pictures of her doing dirty, dirty things. That's not very gentlemanly. More » -
