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more about #jessicasimpson more comments → Sheed's Bald Spot: Now THERE'S a Planned Parenthood ad campaign. more » ArkansasFred: You can only have so many arguments over the economic ramifications of single payer versus universal health care before the whole relationship goes to... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: This is like how Harold Pinter and Vivian Merchant kept breaking up and getting back together and eventually he bagged Lady Antonia Fraser. It's just ... more » Kid Canada: Romo's getting his Goose on at nightclubsAs long as he remembers not to hit the eject button when ugly girls approach... more » Steve U: Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time So is this your subtle hint that she's getting back together with Lachey? more » sir_pantsalot: It is hard to keep a woman satisfied when you can't control your fingers enough to hold onto a P.A.T. more » ClueHeywood: Just more proof that a bumbling moron with inexplicable popularity does not make a good long-term partner. Neither does Jessica Simpson, for that matter. more » BigRicks: Jessica is no stranger to getting her goose on...and turkey...and chicken...pretty much any kind of poultry you can think of. Preferably fried. more » Karlifornia: Taking this picture automatically bars her from playing Daisy in the Dukes of Hazzard sequel. What? It's in her contract. more » Hatey McLife: Tiger sandwiched between a cracker and half a tortilla? How Thai Fusion. more » TimCouchFanatic: "Tony, I thought you said we were going to see a Tiger. When do we get to see the Tiger" more » StanGable: Jessica's outfit is a nightmare (on elm street) /Tim Gunned more » Wawa: But who would the world be more upset about if one of these three people died? more » UpstateUnderdog: Here's one to make you feel old, old school Starter commercial. more » Longwood: Is Tiger Woods wearing Bernie Madoff's hat?? more » -
#tonyromo
Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Reportedly Split For 98th Time
Until I see visual evidence of the Cowboys quarterback slurping blue cake out of another woman's mouth, I refuse to believe it. But People says they're officially kaput and Romo's getting his Goose on at nightclubs. [People.com] -
#golf
For Tony Romo, Fans Fumble Golf Etiquette
Tiger Woods teed off today with Tony Romo in his pro-am at Congressional Country Club. In Washington D.C. Spectators don't really like Tony Romo there, so they boo him. But Jessica Simpson — she's OK anywhere. [D.C. Sports Bog] -
#tonyromo
Vanity Fair Loves To Let The Famous Ladies Of Popular Quarterbacks Speak Honestly
Last month it was Gisele. This month? Jessica Simpson: "Before a game, I'm crazed, sending mass e-mails: ‘Please pray for Tony's protection.'" This poor guy. [VF.com] -
#dallascowboys
Strange Times Keep Getting Stranger In the World Of The Dallas Cowboys
Dear VH1: Please develop a reality series starring Terrell Owens, in which he examines his many personal problems with his publicists. P.S., I am not a crackpot. More » -
