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    PQ Crash: Of course Jesus is a Tigers fan. He can relate to the holes in the pitchers' hands from the '06 World Series. more »
    HockeyMountain: Jesus is clearly more of a Brandon Lyon fan. more »
    Sh!tShow: Jesus is a Tigers fan That was actually in the Bible, John 11:34. It certainly explains the follow up. more »
    UkraineNotWeak: Oh shit!!! This means William Donohue will be emerging from his cave to scold us that we are all anti Catholic Anal Rapists. more »
    Ricky And His Sticky Icky: It's sort of an insult for Catholics And scheduling games on Yom Kippur every single year isn't an insult to Jews? /obviously Jewish more »
    ClueHeywood: It was Alan Trammell that died for your sins, Detroit. more »
    Father of 2 Future First Rounders: If the Tigers are the only team to have scheduled a game on good Friday, who the fuck are they playing? more »
    Starburied: Forgive the Tigers, for they know not what they are doing. more »
    Katni: The real reason they're upset is because they know it will be an abortion of a game. more »
    metroville: And lo, Tigers fans were forced to choose between the rockin' hairstyles of the Son of God and Magglio Ordonez. more »
    Katni: If they change it to a night game, the Orthodox Jewish attendance goes right out the window. Forget war and terrorism and whatnot; when religion start... more »
    formerly Chief Wahoo: Can't speak for Jesus, but I know for a fact that Job rooted for the Indians. more »
    Fogg: Jesus may or may not be a Tigers fan, but I am shocked that Roseanne Barr is. more »
    Bobby Big Wheel: But that's noon to 3 pm Israel time. Unless the game starts at 4 am I don't see what the big deal is. more »
    Hit Bull Win Steak: I'd just like to thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his noodly appendages more »
  • #mlb

    Tigers' Game Called Due To Lightning, Plague Of Locusts, Flood

    If Jesus is indeed a Tigers' fan, he can't be pleased with this. The Detroit Tigers are the only MLB team to have scheduled a game during the holy hours on Good Friday. More »
  • #superbowlxliii

    God Still Undecided On Who To Root For In Super Bowl

    What if some Cardinal or Steeler were to be named Most Valuable Player and say ā€œI’d just like to thank L. Ron Hubbard and the church of Scientology?ā€ [MSNBC]
  • #waxingoff

    Religion, Sports, And Visanthe Shiancoe Has A Bible Verse Written WHERE?

    Time for Waxing Off, the feature generally credited for saving the passengers of US Airways flight 1549. Today's topic: Athletes who credit God for victories and success. More »
  • #duan

    When The Spirit Moves Him, Kurt Warner Must Draw

    Far be it from me to mock anyone's religious beliefs. A person's artistic skills, however, are open game. Here's Kurt Warner drawing God. Let's watch. More »
  • #mma

    Blasphemy Never Looked So Stylish

    I'm not sure what the message is with Mixed Martial Arts' new line of clothing called "Jesus Didn't Tap." But if they're smart they'll make the fight depicted on that shirt pay-per-view. [Sports by Brooks]
  • #jesus

    Tiger Woods Is Jesus

  • #baseball

    Jesus Saves, But Still Takes His Usual 15 Percent

  • #jessesmicochedelbalompi

    Spanish Soccer Commercials Are Weird

  • #rodalmighty

  • #barbaro

    He Has Risen, And Is Demanding Oats

  • #bowling

    Spare Me, Oh Lord

  • #soccer

    Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture Starring Rob Schneider And David Spade

  • #karate

    When The Hand Of God Is Also A Registered Weapon

  • #baseball

    Just Pray These Aren't Already Sold Out

  • #football

    What Would Jesus Call?

  • #jesus

    Christ Gets An Asterisk

  • #wrestling

    And The Lord Said: 'Matches Shall Be Two Out Of Three Falls. And No Gouging.'

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