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more about #jimlampley more comments → Hit Bull Win Steak: You're a good lookin' man. Very pretty. Real soft, delicate features. They're real feminine, you know, which is good for me, because that would be a s... more » Steve U: Larry Merchant thinks this was a well-written, insightful and informative summary of 'Shoeless' Mike Frazier's victory at the Battle of Hastings. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Remember when Jim beat up his girlfriend a couple years ago? Maybe Keith Jackson hated Jim because he is a woman-beating bottom feeder. more » ArkansasFred: It was then that Lampley decided to change his name and gender and start telling crass, unfunny jokes about blowing black guys. more » Rob Iracane: I've got 147 channels to choose from Which channel has furries porn, Jim? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I swear to Christ if they take my Craig Sager away from me, I'll burn the fucking internet to the ground. more » UTC: "This is Jim Lampley, coming to you live from Sears Portrait Studio" more » ScientificMapp: I've got 147 channels to choose from Lampley also has the obligatory Hendrix perm and the inevitable pinhole burns, courtesy of Larry Merchant's ac... more » BruschisBrewsky: So, are we gonna see some Jim Lampley dong or what? more » -
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The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"
The sideline reporter was young and attractive and more or less an open appeal to the lower enthusiasms of sports fans. The year was 1974. Jim Lampley was here to tell America about mascots and homecoming queens.
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