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more about #jimleyritzbreathalyzer more comments → Dany Heatley Speedwagon: You could just move to Canada... people always forget. Wait, what? more » supermike5alive: and don't even TRY to eat TGIF's Jack Daniels Hodown Guy Fiereri BBQ Chicken Part Nuggets with Jack Daniels sauce!!! seriously, don't eat them. this h... more » Mr. Pennsylvania: I know filming for the Shield wrapped up but Michael Chiklis really let himself go quickly. more » ClintonPortishead: "Mr. Leyritz, for your irresponsible, unrepentant, and loathsome negligence that has resulted in the death of an innocent woman, my moral and ethical ... more » UpstateUnderdog: my 3 year old could pass a breathalyzer after eating chicken marsala, what the fuck? Now go somewhere and fuck yourself Leyritz more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Is it wrong to wish prison rape on someone? more » UkraineNotWeak: The douchey sense of self importance. Yep. Jim Leyritz is a True Yankee. more » Weed Against Speed: You won't have to worry about false-positives for long, Jim. The tests always come back positive for VD in prison. Fucking asshat. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Not to worry Jim, hopefully you'll soon be eating something will never show up positive on one of those pesky breathalyzers. Your cellmate's cock. more » HockeyMountain: Who knew manslaughter would be so hard on the lifestyles of the Ritz and famous more » UkraineNotWeak: I complained I had no Chicken Marsala until I met a man with no Chicken Florentine. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: And he "can't eat things like chicken Marsala," said his ex-wife, Karri, because certain foods cause false positives. Wait, but can't he eat it and ha... more » Gourmet Spud: Maybe the court could replace his breathalyzer with an exhaust pipe? more » Sarcastro: This is why I commit vehicular homicide while sober. more » ClintonPortishead: Also, he can't even have any drinks with dinner. Fucking buzzkil. more »
