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more about #jimmyclausen more comments → Juancho: Which means his absence leaves the school without a single human being who can hold a clipboard and shout numbers... In 6 mos., Brady Quinn should be... more » formerly Chief Wahoo: The saying is so old it appeared in cuneiform the first time it was written: The enemy of Pete Carroll is my friend. more » AzureTexan: I don't mean to sound like a pessimist, but it's unlikely that today's youth will embrace the G.I. Charlie action figure. more » Hatey McLife: Hey Charlie, maybe if you served in Grenada, instead of hiding behind your coaching deferral, you'd be able to hold a gun without looking like my prom... more » Hatey McLife: expect a more Keystone Cops-style offense in South Bend next season. Just as long as they don't use the Daniel Faulkner play. more » sir_pantsalot: After the day that picture was taken the athletic trainers never again failed to keep two whirlpools full of gravy in the locker room. One for brown g... more » Steve U: and that decision means either Detroit or Mobile will lose close to $500 in local business revenue. Thus leading to a 50% decline in GDP for either ... more » MattinglysSideburns: Theoretically, these young men are going to be very rich Which is why Weis is planning to take a nap after he finally eats them. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: his absence leaves the school without a single human being who can hold a clipboard and shout numbers. Understanding exactly nothing about the world ... more » roland_t_flakfizer: His beef with hannah and her friends is legendary. more » twoeightnine: Don't forget the tragic closing of all three Golden Dome area OCBs. more » Silent Q: A: Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet Q: What are seven words no plumber wants to hear? more » sir_pantsalot: "Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet" Every chicken leg ever eaten by Weis knows the feeling. You think he is done with the pile full of chicken... more » Karlifornia: Tyrone Willingham: Weis sent him a letter after taking the Notre Dame job that read as follows TYRONE YOU DUMB FKKKKKKNGNGGG N8888GARRR N88888GAR N8... more » Phintastic: The fans of whichever team picks him will get it, once he grins and flashes those California State Champs rings again. more » -
#collegefootball
Charlie Weis Isn't Finished With You Yet
You thought Chuckles was out of your life forever, huh? Guess again, bozos, because this guy hasn't even started making everyone's life miserable. Pete Carroll, Touchdown Jesus, Bears fans....no one will escape the wrath of Weis. More » -
#jimmyclausen
Jimmy Clausen Will Take His Swagger And Tiny Bathing Suits To The NFL
The Jimmy tells ESPN.com that "it's time" and he's taking Charlie Weis' sage advice: "He thought I've improved so much since I came to Notre Dame. So, I'm taking his advice, and I'm going to head out." [ESPN][Pic:Collegegameballs.com] -
#fin
November: Fin.
We produce a lot of posts every month. Most of them disappear quickly. Some of them don't. Here are the 10 most popular posts from November, ranked low to high. More » -
#deletedscenes
The One With All Sorts Of Crap
We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another. More » -
#collegefootball
Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches
A couple of minor updates to the Clausen Affair. He's wearing a black visor (usually not allowed at Notre Dame) during practice and the AD says, "He just got coldcocked by somebody, and we're very disturbed by that." [ESPN] -
#wakeupdeadspin
The Perfect Gift For The Kris Brown Fan In Your Life
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#conspiracytheories
The Jimmy Clausen Fight: Alternative Histories
The internet has graciously offered up several different explanations of what really happened at CJ's Pub last Saturday night. At this point, they are all equally plausible/ludicrous, but we present these unvarnished tales so that you might pass impartial judgment.
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#collegefootball
Jimmy Clausen Had A Rough Weekend
All Jimmy Clausen wanted to do was enjoy a nice post-game meal with his family and teammates, but an angry Notre Dame fan had to go and remind the QB that he lost to Connecticut....by punching him in the face. More » -
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#wondersoftheworld
So What Were You Doing At Age 17?
Zac Sunderland is a 17-year-old California beach bum with shoulder-length locks and fears of conformity. So he's Jimmy Clausen, except he sailed around the world by himself. Winning in Touchdown Jesus' shadow? Try navigating away from pirates, dude. More »
