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more about #jimmyjohnson more comments → Carmen McFanzone: Sounds like pretty much anybody can get into that guest house. Who's with me? more » Karlifornia: Those swim trunks? 100% satin. more » ScientificMapp: I bet his hair doesn't even move under water. more » UkraineNotWeak: I can't wait for Buffet's next album" "A Sailor Sees His Balls Sag" more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Fuck it. I'm at the hotel bar somewhere in the Caribbean and JJ sits down across the patio? You are goddamn right I'm heading over to have a few beers... more » Stev D: Also, it is a fact that there is no better drunk than "it's the middle of beautiful day and I am in a bathing suit" drunk The world is perfect. more » ringitupwiththedongtea: Margaritaville? I think you mean Pina Coladaburg. more » Stev D: For me, the drunk rich guy look is incomplete without an oversized class ring. more » Hatey McLife: Cheeseburgers In Paradise Lost In this version, the role of Adam will portrayed by Charles Haley and Eve will be Troy Aikman. more » HirsheysKissMyArse: Pirates of Penzance party next week at JJ's! /fixed more » ArkansasFred: "I call this dance 'Thank God I Don't Have To Deal With Nate Newton's Embarrassing Legal Scrapes Anymore' and it goes like this..." more » Bobby Big Wheel: Too bad he just traded five kegs of Sam Adams to Atlanta for a case of Natty. more » David Hume: Jesus, I've seen fewer buttons in the cockpit of an F-16. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: JJ had this to say as he was leaving the restaurant, "She's not that cute and I doubt she's tight, but that's no problem for Kid Dyn-O-Mite." more » UkraineNotWeak: Be careful, Jimmy. That woman's planted at least 3 husbands. more » -
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Jimmy Johnson: A Lovable Scamp Just Dancing Through Life
KSK spotlights this Le Batard column detailing the silver-haired coach's quest to live life like a Jimmy Buffet song. Pirate party next week at JJ's! [KSK] -
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Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
Okay, he's not really prowling. But JJ definitely does attract a certain type of woman. The type of woman you'll find at "JJ's Big Chill." [Don Chavez]
