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more about #jimnantz more comments → UkraineNotWeak: Freddie Couples has truly been an influence in his life. #jimnantz more » DirkToberFest: Jim Nantz is fucking Antoine Walker? #jimnantz more » UpstateUnderdog: I have champagne wishes and caviar dreams. more » norbizness: GIRL WHERE YOUR UPPER LIP AT? #jimnantz more » Juancho: CBS FAMLEE VALUUUZ #jimnantz more » ClintonPortishead: Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money I'd recommend DuPont Circle at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday night, but he'd have to us... more » MattinglysSideburns: Is this like one of those pictures they show at the movies prior to the trailers running? You know, they'll ask trivia questions about an actor and sl... more » AzureTexan: Geh, I loooooathe women like that. You couldn't pay me to do her with Verne Lundquist's dick. #jimnantz more » Civil Negligence: She should consider using that as her tagline on Match.com. #jimnantz more » ScientificMapp: "Tell me about it, bro. Women and boatloads need to be handled very thoroughly." -Scott Peterson #jimnantz more » Hit Bull Win Steak: so can it be said that she's got Nantz in her pants? /ducks #jimnantz more » Steve U: Is this some convoluted viral ad for Miller High Life? #jimnantz more » ArkansasFred: Attention, NYP: Nobody in the world talks like that. We know you make up these quotes. Cut it out. #jimnantz more » Hustler of Culture: Jim Nantz is not the only person who can't find her.... #jimnantz more » J-No: The trial over, Lorrie Nantz stood in the lobby of the courthouse sobbing. Stepping from the elevator her husband saw her standing there alone and wal... more » -
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Jim Nantz Just Can't Find A Woman Who Won't Cost Him Boatloads Of Money
"I have champagne taste on a beer budget . . . I love what I do, but the bottom line is that I'm not making enough to pay for myself." [Page Six photo: Big Lead] -
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Jim Nantz' Divorce Trial Gets Its Own Sad Play-By-Play
CBS's omnipresent talking guy Jim Nantz is divorcing his wife of 26 years. This is not at all scandalous or shocking, yet the local newspaper provided us all with a depressing blow-by-blow that just might break your heart. More »
