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more about #jimtressel more comments → Kid Canada: I guess they're looking for someone who can bomb from long range. more » jussstabitoutside: The Zooker opted to one up their bad-assness and head to the Sudan to fight a guerilla war. more » Hatey McLife: Joe Paterno would have made the trip, but he swore he wouldn't return to the Middle East, after that incident at Mary Magdalene's sweet sixteen. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Rich Rodriguez decided not to make the trip. He already has a solid gold bidet at home. more » Artie Fufkin: I am surprised that Tuberville I am found the free time to go to Iraq. more » HockeyMountain: Mack Brown's son-in-law was not invited, on the chance he might try and bat at a bouncing grenade more » Derek Arnold: A Carl Monday reference? Gotta be a Clevelander. Tressel probably said "Your band can go back to working for Bob Evans now." more » Texy: Don't worry, Tressel- you can't catch The Disease of Being Awesome from him. You'll still be able to blow another BCS bowl next year. more » 7-8 Deville: Some men hunt for sport Others hunt for food But the only thing I'm hunting for Is an outfit that looks good See my vest! See my vest! Made from real ... more » 12-Inch Idongivafuck Sandwich: I must say, much better game than I expected, and I went to bed with like 2 min left in the game...pretty happy with the result though. /still lost ca... more » Weed Against Speed: Mike Cooper was so disappointed with the outcome he couldn't even find the strength to rub one out last night. So his mom did it for him. more » UkraineNotWeak: ESPN managed to get their logo prominently into this shot. more » formerly Chief Wahoo: Close your eyes and think of Michigan. more » Doyle McPoyle: Which one of these troopers is in charge of guarding the Texas cheerleaders in case they witness a murder? more » The Sports Hernia: When Mack Brown slays you on the field and in fashion, you're really getting shit on. more » -
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