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more about #jizzmop more comments → Chalkdust: Archie would have put to a stop to this lapdance before it started, but was distracted in his usual duties of handing out Capri Sun to Eli's teammates. more » Monchhichi: Why is Jeff Fisher driving the car? more » Silky John-STON!: Looking at Abby makes me think that her lapdance would be right-off-the-Mayflower-type prude. Looking at Eli makes me think that he would have a my-wi... more » metroville: 10/1 Eli believes that he's seated next to the one true Mickey Mouse. more » Monchhichi: A few chairs over, Brett Favre was getting a lap dance from Peter King until King collapsed from over-exertion halfway through the first verse. more » Gourmet Spud: Meanwhile, at a Tampa club, Jeff Garcia's wife gave him a lapdance to "If I Were a Boy". more » Bob Loblaw: I know this is a tired comment but Eli Manning is one homely looking dude and if he weren't famous he'd be shot down by the sunglassed chick in the br... more » BJacobsOwnsYou: Is that Jeff Fischer driving ? more » Katni: Because nothing says sexy-lap-dance-time like a song bitching a guy out for not proposing. Rowr. more » Jefferson Tardship: If Eli liked the lap dance he should have put a ring on it. more » Bobby Big Wheel: I thought that playing for the Giants made you immune from the B&T tag, but if you're going to the Meatpacking District then it might have to apply. more » Gourmet Spud: Was he wearing sweatpants? more » -
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Of Course Eli Manning's Wife Would Start Getting Frisky To "Single Ladies"
You'd figure that Page Six would have surveillance video of the alleged Eli/Abby lapdance like they did for Antonio Pierce. Alas. More »
