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more about #jjsbigchill more comments → David Hume: Jesus, I've seen fewer buttons in the cockpit of an F-16. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: JJ had this to say as he was leaving the restaurant, "She's not that cute and I doubt she's tight, but that's no problem for Kid Dyn-O-Mite." more » UkraineNotWeak: Be careful, Jimmy. That woman's planted at least 3 husbands. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Jimmy's face was even redder later when he accidentally put it in the wrong hole. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Jerry Jones took credit for the girl Jimmy brought back. more » Weed Against Speed: They call her a Golden Girl. Not because she is a sassy senior like the women on the television show, but because she likes when men piss on her. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: This has "Tijuana Donkey Show" written all over it... more » Starburied: Greg Valentino has a more attractive bicep flex than this broad. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Shockingly, its not her choice in head wear that earned her the name "Speedy Gonzalez." more » the earl of weaver: JJ's never-fail pick-up line to women in sombreros: "Would you like to touch my El Kabong?" more » Gourmet Spud: Jimmy: Oh...I think it just moved.Woman: What moved?Jimmy: Well, it sure as shit wasn't my hair! more » UkraineNotWeak: These women are beyond Cougars. They're Cheetahs. more » -
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Jimmy Johnson: Smilin' Sonuvabitch On The Prowl
Okay, he's not really prowling. But JJ definitely does attract a certain type of woman. The type of woman you'll find at "JJ's Big Chill." [Don Chavez]
