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more about #joannakrupa more comments → Steve U: "It looks like Ozzy Osbourne threw up on you." Finally, those long hours at the Michael Kors Adult Night School for Withering Fashion-Related Remarks... more » ScientificMapp: Ozzy once snorted a line of ants, and this young lady just snorted at a line of pants. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: When asked about Prince Fielder's line of Hemp wear, she said "It looks like Popeye threw up on you." more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Does Braun make a shirt with blood stains, cigarette butts, pills, and bat heads on it? more » CamMartin: Smoking hot, but if she doesn't shut up one of these days she'll end up like Gwyneth Paltrow in "Seven." more » TT-Zop: Those shirts are so classy I expected to see Jon Gosselin photographed in one. more » Gourmet Spud: OH NO SHE DIDN'T! more » Bobby Big Wheel: It makes sense that Braun would use Ozzy as inspiration, as he believes the Sabbath is holy. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: "And trust me, I know a lot about throwing up." more » StuScott Booyahs: Then, only then, underneath the final credits, does Kristi Leskinen appear in a bikini for the first time all series. Do they deliberately not want ra... more » Gourmet Spud: This show could use some more Jesus Christ. But even he would have a tough time saving it. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The only reasons anyone would ever leave the Bahamas for Buffalo are a) training camp or b) fleeing the scene of a murder. more » Jen P: This is the kind of information that makes me happy I haven't had TV for the past two months. more » SavetoFavorites: You know what the problem is, Estella? It's great to have your passport and valuables close at hand, but you can't be doing nearly as well as you coul... more » the earl of weaver: Jeff Kent took his shirt off AND his orange hunting vest. more » -
#sadwhimsy
Apparently Joanna Krupa Is Not A Fan Of Ryan Braun's Fashion Line
At another one of those REMETEE events (remember: like "remedy" not "ream tea") the model-turned-whatever privately told one photog what she thought of Braun's creation: "It looks like Ozzy Osbourne threw up on you." [Milwaukee Nights] -
#thesuperstars
Terrell Owens Suddenly Remembers He Has This Thing He Has To Be At
I was surprised to learn "The Superstars" was actually on last night, opposite the All-Star Pregame. (Counterprogramming!) Thanks to the magic of time travel, I have learned that the episode was way more pointless than usual. More » -
#recaps
Terrell Owens and Joanna Krupa Rise From The Dead
ABC made a mistake when they somehow let theonlymost marketable face on their game show get booted off in the first week. Well, thanks to the magic of television that's all a distant memory! More » -
#recaps
The Superstars Loses Its Superstar
By now you've certainly seen the video of Joanna Krupa going all Terrell Owens on....Terrell Owens (language NSFW), but if you didn't actually watch "The Superstars" last night than you must hate Americana and apple pie, baby. More »
