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more about #jockeys more comments → sir_pantsalot: When I first saw the preview I was hoping the title would be "Little People, Big horse." How does Dee Mirch feel about jockeys? more » Chamomiles Davis: These people could never become meteorologists on TV... Jockey: "There's a flood coming." Viewer: "Pfft -- for you, maybe." /Attell'd more » Chamomiles Davis: "Hi, I'm Aaron Gryder the pony rider. Yeah, it rhymes. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?" more » Matt Sussman: Was it really necessary to interview the jockeys while inside a blimp? more » Mean_Old_Frisco: and Kanye West music on the soundtrack Weird, I would have expected Skee-Lo. more » twoeightnine: You forgot about the part where they do enough blow to kill a man 10x their size. So an average size man. more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Things these jockeys have in common with my Jockeys: * Ride atop things with horsecocks * Greatness concealed by lousy genes/jeans * Often covered in ... more » ClintonPortishead: Hasn't Matthew Broderick already been on TV enough? more » Chamomiles Davis: One time, I rubbed a jockey's head for good luck, and he punched me right in the balls. Guess I didn't rub hard enough. more » Kid Canada: The Jockeys have been edgy ever since Furious D started winning races. more » Hatey McLife: I've been watching previews for the new reality show on Animal Planet... But jockeys are people! more » UpstateUnderdog: Nobody parties like a jockey /I was a centaur in my past life //does line of boner more » MattinglysSideburns: That one jockey's won more trophies than the Pope and Wayne Gretzky combined. more » ClintonPortishead: Short People got no reasonTo live They got little handsAnd little eyesAnd they walk aroundTellin' great big liesThey got little nosesAnd tiny little t... more » Gourmet Spud: I'll start showing jockeys respect once they stop stealing vegetables from my garden. more » -
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"Jockeys" Will Teach You Thing Or Two About ... Jockeys
Jockeys are short little people with high voices that everyone makes fun of because they ride ponies for a living, but let me tell you something, brother—these guys (and gals) are complete badasses. More »
