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more about #joemauer more comments → SteadmansCheddar: The sabermetrics formula responsible for the Cabera vote: 1.5(BAC)/(0.5(1+OBP) + .62(VORP)) more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Way to ruin the unveiling of my new euphemism for fake tits, Dash. more » UpstateUnderdog: I can't put my calculator away, I'm wearing it on my wrist. more » Brazil Thrill: "This is completely unfair! The commissioner didn't even give us a chance to buy the MVP!" -- Hank Steinbrenner more » Weed Against Speed: Fine, I will surrender my calculator, but you'll have to pry this abacus out of my cold, dead hands, good sir. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: But Miguel Cabrera had the highest BLEERP in the AL!! Are you kidding me?? more » Sh!tShow: Dammit. Now we'll never get FJM back. more » Phintastic: Indigenous nerds in Australia are still instructed to stay away from white people. more » Stev D: But I am so close to proving the existance of Nefi Perez. more » ClintonPortishead: Put Away Your Calculators Calcu-what-now? -Murray Chass more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Put away your calculator? How the hell am I supposed to inappropriately spell "BOOBS" during second period? /32 years old more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Indigent nerds, however, may form a queue to apply for a stat research job at ESPN. Base salary is only 25K, but Bristol does have lovely foliage and ... more » Nick: oh, and that's why the yankees wear pinstripes? more » Nick: he was later seen leaving the stadium with a baseball sized lump in his neck. more » RugDaniels: Phil Cuzzi made one of the great all-time blunders last night... the most famous is which 'never get involved in a land war in Asia'. more » -
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Put Away Your Calculators. Joe Mauer Is MVP
Indignant nerds may stand down. Your numerically eviscerating PowerPoint presentation about Derek Jeter's faults is both lovely and precise, but will not be needed this year. (Only an idiotic first-place vote for Miguel Cabrera kept it from being unanimous.) [MPR] -
#wakeupdeadspin
Does This Look Foul To You?
Good thing that Major League Baseball adds two extra umpires to cover those close plays down the line in the playoffs. That way no one will have any grounds to complain that a bad call completely ruined their season. More » -
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Minnesota Takes Characteristically Polite Umbrage At Sign-Stealing Allegations
You saw the video this morning. The Twins have responded with amusement and gentle outrage at any suggestion that Joe Mauer might've been relaying signs from second base like some Navy signalman on the flight deck of the Nimitz. More » -
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Think There's No Cheating In Baseball?
Here's Joe Mauer, in Tuesday night's game, blatantly tipping pitches from second base. Trust me when I say there's nothing extraordinary about this sort of thing. [Via Total Pro Sports] -
#mlb
OK, Enough With The Contrarian MVP Crap
Joe Mauer is your AL MVP. Not Mark Teixeira. Not Kendry Morales. Not Derek Jeter. He is MVP by just about every standard imaginable except for the one applied by bored sportswriters who need copy during an inert pennant race. More »
