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more about #joemontana more comments → PontiusPirate: Don't forget about Jack Elway. Not sure where he's at after leaving ASU, but I know it's nowhere near a D-1 starting gig. more » Karlifornia: The coach at Pasadena realized his unfamiliarity with the Arby's menu after his assistant delivered him a "Nate Montana with extra Horsey Sauce" more » Bobby Big Wheel: Considering what transpired between 2001 and 2009, there's been a backlash against giving someone his dad's job in the hope he can figure it out as he... more » Stev D: Meanwhile in Montana, Joe Pennsylvania's son is following his father's path by getting high on paint fumes. more » NordoftheBlings: I'd rather be the son of a famous coach. Practically guarantees you'll be a well-adjusted, productive member of society. more » Weed Against Speed: Boy, that sucks. I just hope they find some other way to earn a living otherwise they might end up homeless and penniless. more » roland_t_flakfizer: What else do you need to play quarterback? Symmetry? more » Hatey McLife: The only thing rarer than the son of an NFL quarterback not being a star quarterback themselves, is the son of an NFL quarterback not having some fuck... more » Pedro Cuatrocinco: Nate Montana will be in his room, masturbating. more » chuckv: So you're saying that each Simms is worse than the previous one? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Totally weird. Also weird that Roger Clinton delivered that half ounce of grass to me last week. more » ScientificMapp: Wow, look at the page view difference compared to the other stories today. Quite a lot of DS readers enjoy the Montana eye candy, huh? /loves to vagu... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Living at home in college? Nate'll spend a lot of time in his room masturbating more » the earl of weaver: Don't worry, Jerramy Stevens. You still lead the Huskies revile. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: The "unrealistic expectations" tag could also apply to David Hume's shower masturbation session this morning. more » -
#collegefootball
Breaking: Having A Famous QB Dad Doesn't Automatically Make You Good At Football
Matt Simms and Nate Montana are playing football at tiny community colleges instead of D-I powerhouses. Weird, right? I mean, they've got blond hair and famous last names. What else do you need to play quarterback? [LA Times] -
#ncaafootball
Nate Montana Finds Better Football Situation Than Notre Dame
Joe Montana's son has seen Rudy. He knows how this works. First you go to junior college, THEN you try out for Notre Dame. More » -
#ncaafootball
The Washington Huskies Revival Will Be Led By Joe Montana's Son
Tough call for Nick Montana: Charlie Weis' Notre Dame or winless Washington? Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a Huskie by the toe, my father told me to pick the best one and that is Y-O-U-W. [Seattle Times] -
#cardcollecting
Joe Montana Single-Handedly Keeping The Collectible Card Market Alive
A "pristine" Joe Montana rookie card sold at auction for a record $65,000. Of course, if you knew what the guy who bought it had to do to earn that money, you wouldn't call it pristine. [Beckett Blog] -
#nfl
Investment Firm For Sale: Cheap.
HRJ Capital, an investment firm started by former 49ers Joe Montana, Ronnie Lott and Harris Barton (Montana left in 2006), may be taken over by Silicon Valley Bank, to which it owes $69 million. [San Francisco Chronicle] -
#highschoolfootball
Joe Montana's Offspring Will Pummel You, Take Your Lunch Money
Just because Oaks Christian High in Los Angeles never played a decently talented opponent this season is no reason to think that Nick Montana doesn't have a future as a quarterback. Or maybe it is. More » -
#highschoolfootball
Famous Oaks Christian Progeny Go For Title Tomorrow
Big game on Friday night in Westlake Village near Los Angeles, as Oaks Christian High (13-0) takes on visiting Gardena Serra (13-0) in the Northwest Division championship game. More » -
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#joemontana
Joe Montana is just hemorrhaging cash. [Deuce Of Davenport]
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#joemontana
Athletes will never be good at managing money. [Dealbreaker]
