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more about #joemorgan more comments → Steve U: Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines! Where our comments are MUN . . . DANE!!! more » norbizness: Joe's car-buying advice, modeled on the cliche he uses about 1,200 times per telecast: "He needs to lay off the high fastback." more » Bobby Big Wheel: At Joe Morgan Honda, all MPG will be measured in rods to the hogshead, because that's the way he likes it! more » ArkansasFred: Isn't running a car dealership one of the like 4 possible career options for ex-ballplayers? 1. Terrible color analyst 2. Terrible restaurateur/ba... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Meanwhile Crazy Moe's Big Red Machines are out of batteries. (That's why she's crazy.) more » David Hume: He's going to blow his entire year's ad budget on a 30 second spot showing an Insight hybrid doing an insane Clorox'd tires smoky burnout. Count on it. more » Occam's Racer: Joe felt it was his Civic duty. more » bevraj of choice: The first step in a well-laid plan to become the Commissioner of Major League Baseball. Well done, Mr. Morgan. Well done, indeed. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: If you think this is brilliant wait utill his junk bond and sub-prime lending businesses get off the ground! more » ClueHeywood: "Why did you choose Honda, Joe?" "Consistency." more » alftime: You know, I've always said the best way to start a car is to insert the key into the ignition, and turn the key. more » Weed Against Speed: Jon Miller likes the idea of owning a dealership, but he is holding out for a Latin American country to come out with a decent car so he can over-pron... more » Juancho: comments on Cinci.com are pure comedy gold: ThisIsAConundrum wrote: I was at the airport on Monday night and outside terminal 3 I saw what I though... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Don't worry about the Element's middling MPG rating or aesthetic offenses - this car has grit! more » Weed Against Speed: Oooh, you gotta love that new-Dave-Concepción-slept-in-it-last-night car smell! more » -
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Come On Down To Crazy Joe's Big Red Machines!
Always one to stay ahead of the curve, Joe Morgan has decided that now is the time to get into the booming business of auto sales. At Joe Morgan Honda, your starter's Won-Loss Percentage is your credit! [Cincinnati.com] -
#mlb
Hank Aaron's Convoluted Logic Could Put Pete Rose In The Hall Of Fame
Reports from baseball's Hall of Fame weekend say that Bud Selig is considering the possible reinstatement of Pete Rose, thanks in part to lobbying from current Hall members—i.e., arrogant and confused old men. More » -
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Breaking: Joe Morgan Tells The Truth!
America's baseball uncle was tellin' tales again last night — something about a long slump and a home run he hit off Nolan Ryan — and for once, his story is supported by those ever-pesky computer numbers. [MLB Insights] -
#fin
June: Fin.
We produce a lot of posts every month. Most of them disappear quickly. Some of them don't. Here are the 10 most popular posts from June, starting with No. 10.
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#moneyball
Billy Beane Is A Golden God: Excerpts From The Scrapped Moneyball Script
It looks like Moneyball might not be coming to the big screen anytime soon because director Steven Soderbergh tinkered with the script and everyone realized that a movie version of the book made about as much sense as Joe Morgan. More » -
#mediameltdowns
Joe Morgan Clarifies One Fib, Possibly Tells Another
As you know, Joe Morgan, the human sic, told a bit of a stretcher during last Sunday's broadcast. Yesterday, he clarified the matter in a way only Joe Morgan could. By maybe lying again.
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#lawsuits
Financial Scammer Robs NHL Players To Throw Raunchy Parties For MLB Greats (And Joe Morgan)
There are many tales of financial woe to emerge from our economic meltdown, but few are more bizarre than the developer who bilked NHL players out of millions of dollars—only to lavish it on ex-baseball players? More » -
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#mlb
It Wasn't So, Joe
Top of the eighth. Cliff Lee has just given up his first hit of the game to the Cardinals, a double to right. Up in the booth, Joe Morgan decides to tell a story. You know where this is going.
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#mediameltdowns
Jon Miller Isn't Interested In This Internet Stuff
This whole Internets thing might be a bit confusing for Jon Miller, known primarily as Joe Morgan's Sunday night booth partner. Miller, for one, doesn't see the point in those blogamabobs. More » -
#whyyourstadiumsucks
Why Your Stadium Sucks: AT&T Park
This is a new weekly feature in which I (and maybe you, too, readers) detail the various reasons for hating your ballpark. This week: The San Francisco Giants' AT&T Park. More » -
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Joe Morgan: "Why Can't White People Catch A Break?"
Joe on the inauguration: "It wasn't just the black people who made sacrifices. There were a lot of white people who died to help the cause. We seem to forget them." [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel]
