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more about #joepaterno more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: I think Joe is a scotch and soda away from coaching without pants next year. more » UkraineNotWeak: He is, of course, talking about controlling the banks. more » UkraineNotWeak: Joe's just grateful there are no dog tracks in NY. more » ClintonPortishead: Now the only place it's still a Jewish man's game is Duke. They too have traveled for forty years without being called. more » Weed Against Speed: Paterno went on to ask Raftery why anyone in their right mind would name a basketball tournament after a louse egg. more » MattinglysSideburns: "Everyone says it's a black mans game. When I played it was a Jewish mans game." He was a usurer in Brooklyn? more » Katni: What is picking up golddigging white girls for $200, Alex? more » Bobby Big Wheel: Of course, back then the black guys couldn't play, on account of the Kaiser... more » Weed Against Speed: Paterno also believes Once Upon A Time In America is that documentary about "those black kids playing high school basketball." more » Mitchell Freedman Fan Club: "Would you like something to read?" "Do you have anything light?" "How about this leaflet, 'Famous Jewish Sports Legends?'" more » Hatey McLife: When I played it was a Jewish mans game That's because Jesus Christ wasn't born yet. more » ClintonPortishead: In Joe Paterno's day, they performed Lasik with an oil lamp and a philips head screwdrvier, and that was how they liked it. more » Steve U: I blame this guy: more » Chamomiles Davis: The real Paterno actually contains more metal. more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: The robber just wanted to exchange them after finding out they were women's frames from the Gloria Vanderbilt collection... more » -
#joepaterno
Oh, Bill, Don't Interview JoePa Right After He Wakes Up From His Nap
Paterno being interviewed by Bill Raftery at last night's PSU/ND NIT game: "Everyone says it's a black mans game. When I played it was a Jewish mans game." [HHR] -
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Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
APB, State College, Pa., Police Department: All units be on the lookout for anyone wearing pair of thick, bronze glasses. Suspect may also be wearing a USC sweatshirt. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Also, Both Are Mostly Seen in Parades Now and Seem Far Less Animated
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More » -
#collegefootball
Joe Paterno Continues To Age In Reverse
JoePa gets three-year contract extension from Penn State. Grim Reaper throws down scythe in disgust; Nittany Lion pours himself another cocktail. [NBCSports] -
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#pennstatenittanylions
Joe Paterno, remaining Mr. Hip. [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
