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more about #joetorre more comments → DirkToberFest: Yankees win first World Series in 10 years after committing nearly three-quarters of a billion dollars to players who will be past their primes when t... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Joe also examined Courtney Love's behavior over the past 15 years and believes that her crippling addiction to heroin may have played some part in her... more » Kid Canada: Joe, like Dubya, is also refusing to say that evolution is real until "all the science is in". more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: ♫ When the bat hits the sky towards this big Piazza guy: that's a roid rage...♫ more » the guru god of ganja: one of the reasons i was never a big piazza fan. if i were his size and someone threw a bat at me, i would have at least swung at the man. more » Doyle McPoyle: Dear testicles, Stay hot. -22 more » Hatey McLife: Don't commit your hate crimes here. more » ReggiesNephew: Clemens responded in a written statement: Klearly I Kouldn't Kontrol himself. Please accept my deepest Kondolences. more » shea_guevara: Quick math/responsibility question: What would a day late and a dollar short to the 37th power equal? more » Civil Negligence: Or was he super-angry because he just had four handfuls of Icy-Hot rubbed on his scrotum? John Kruk does that task in half the time. more » Artie Fufkin: This incident was really, really silly. I am going to have a hard time, in 40 years or whenever, to bring up Clemens without this stupid incident. Wil... more » André Roussimoff: "I didn't necessarily tie the two together, but maybe O.J. killed Nicole because that guy in her house wasn't really just returning her sunglasses" more » Dusting for Vomit: Piazza is going to testify for the prosecution. more » Doyle McPoyle: He thought it was the ball! He made this distinctively clear, people! more » UkraineNotWeak: Maybe it was because he's just an asshole, Joe. more » -
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Joe Torre Is Happy For The Yankees - No, Really
Given his acrimonious exit as Yankees manager, one would suspect that Joe Torre would be a bit bitter about the Yankees winning the World Series. Nope. Not at all. In fact, he's as pleased as punch - or something. More » -
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Really? You Think It Was Roid Rage, Mr. Torre?
Or was he super-angry because he just had four handfuls of Icy-Hot rubbed on his scrotum? You don't know for sure, Joe. [NYT] -
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Joe Torre Can't Figure Out What All The Fuss Is About
"That's what I'd like to think that my reputation is — being honest. I don't really think, it certainly wasn't my intention to shock anybody with stuff in this book." [CNN] -
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David Wells On Joe Torre: 'When You Break The Code, You're A Punk'
Here's the thing about telling all about your former players, as Joe Torre did in his book, "The Yankee Years." In the war of words that follows, you're always going to be outnumbered. More » -
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NY Post Attacks Torre After Book Slams A-Rod
After they gleefully picked apart "The Yankee Years" for some Bronx melodrama , the NY Post follows up their report by assembling various A-Rod supporters to stick up for their hypersensitive superstar. More » -
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Torre's New Tell-All Book Sounds Delightful
The New York Post managed to obtain an early copy of Joe Torre's soon to be released tell-all. The book, co-written by Tom Verducci, includes some fantastic characterizations of A-Rod.
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Torre Says Thanks, But No Thanks, To The Yankees
There's something perfect, really, about how this whole Joe Torre business went down. Now that he has rejected a one-year deal with the Yankees, he gets to walk away from the madness with his dignity intact and his head high. And the Yankees get to move on themselves. All this talk about firing Torre, bringing him back, who's in charge, what's going on ... and then he sticks it to them by simply turning down the job. Bloody brilliant. More » -
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The Indians Make Joe Torre Sad
Clearly, Joe Torre did a terrible job managing tonight, and deserves to be fired. (Totally!) But that's tomorrow's news: Tonight, a congratulations to the Indians, an awfully exciting team that's gonna be a joy to watch against the Red Sox, starting this weekend. We can't wait. -
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Joe Torre, Suddenly Racist
So, everybody, is Joe Torre a racist? You certainly might have thought so watching the Sunday night game last evening. More »
