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more about #joeyvotto more comments → ScientificMapp: An Italian having anxiety attacks? David Chase is eyeing the situation suspiciously. more » UpstateUnderdog: Introducing himself with the line, "My name's Votto and I like to get blotto" should ease those anxiety attacks. more » UpstateUnderdog: I thought only male figure skaters suffered from anxiety attacks. more » Weed Against Speed: To add an aura of mystery and to keep the ladies guessing, Joey frequently asks women if they have ever experimented with Vottosexuality. more » BigTenObsession: What does this have to do with will.i.am? more » ClintonPortishead: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks Look, I thought that penis was a paper bag. It could happen to anybody. more » Hit Bull Win Steak: Gay? or Canadian? more » Starburied: Phew! I couldn't sleep at night wondering if my wife will eventually find out I frequent the local bathhouse. more » Weed Against Speed: It reminds me of that line from Heathers: "I love my not gay dead father!" Well, it was something along those lines. more » ScientificMapp: Normally he would de-stress by laughing at the awesome conversations going on at DUAN, but after last night's 51-comment performance, he lost hope. more » -
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Joey Votto: Not Gay, Just Having Terrible Anxiety Attacks
"The one night I was alone, the very first night I was alone, was when I went to the hospital. I couldn't take it. It just got to the point where I felt I was going to die, really." [Outsports/GraneyAndThePig/MLB.com] -
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Joey Votto: Latest Baseball Player To Be Stricken With A Severe Case Of The Greinkes
It was suspected that Joey Votto's "inner-ear infection" was more substantial after the Reds' Italian bopper DL-d on May 30, but now it's been confirmed that he too is suffering from"stress-related issues." More »
