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more about #johncalipari more comments → Matt Sussman: And now, "Mr. Cali" will make his Week 1 picks while Kige drinks a glass of water. more » UkraineNotWeak: The Door was not available for comment. more » Kid Canada: Coach Cal just better hope that Kige isn't the guy UK paid to write John Wall's SAT for him. more » 100percentinjuryrate: Godzilla may finally have found himself a worthy opponent. more » Arsenio Billingham: "Coming to theaters this fall, John Calipari and Kige Ramsey in The Clodfather! more » ClueHeywood: Fake. That's just Kige's Calipari Real Doll. more » Bobby Big Wheel: The bad news: Kige now has to vacate all his SHOTY tournament victories. more » CanHeHackett: To be fair, it's fucking Memphis. more » Stev D: ...Alright Pitino, I held up my part of the deal. Now give me all of your hair-slicking back secrets. All of them. more » MattinglysSideburns: Rest assured, if there was a skeleton in John Calipari's closet, Erin would have Facebooked it by now. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Calipari has shut the door on insulting Pitino. more » Gourmet Spud: Calipari continued: "We should let the man be. It's tough enough for us coaches to keep our players focused and prepared to play three trimesters of b... more » Karlifornia: West Virginia fans like to bang women on the floor of Olive Garden, because when you're there, you're family. more » Barry Lutz: Translation: "I have financed plenty of my own abortions. Let he who is without abortion-financing cast the first coat-hanger sign at a game." more » The Curse of Harold Ballard's Bunker: non-starred commenters will be shuffled off to an alternative commenting universe... ...like the one where Spock was Spock except he had a beard. more » -
#kentuckywildcats
Two Of Kentucky's Greatest Minds Finally Meet
Yes, that's living giant and "You Tube Sports" reporter Kige Ramsey perched behind new Kentucky head coach John Calipari. If an audio clip of this conversation existed it'd be translated into 30 different languages and pored over for centuries. [FriendsOfTheProgram] -
#collegebasketball
Paper Tigers: Memphis Didn't Win Those Things They Won
Your new NCAA record-holder for most wins in a season: the four teams that used to hold it before Memphis won 38 in 2007-08. That's because Memphis has to vacate all of them, plus their Final Four appearance. More » -
#scandalcoaches
Calipari: Be Nice to Pitino!
Sporting News Today reports (without any direct quotations) that John Calipari wants Kentucky basketball fans to refrain from picking on Rick Pitino when Louisville visits Rupp Arena. More » -
#nbadraft2009
Kudos To The NBA Draft Seating Arrangement Planner
"Rick Pitino eventually sat in his seat while John Calipari... avoided his, which meant no awkward photos, and no opportunity for Kentucky fans to create Photoshops of him putting his feet in Pitino's hair." [SI] -
#duan
Fake John Calipari Is Terrorizing Facebook...And Other Things Of Note
Yes, fake Facebooks/Twitterers are everywhere and the joke is extremely stale, but that won't prevent hundreds of Wildcat rubes from believing a John Calipari impostor is the actual John Calipari engaging them in jovial and revealing conversation. Oh Kentucky. More » -
#counterfactuals
Great Moments In Counterfactual History: Derrick Rose’s SAT Scores
Nobody seems to care all that much that Memphis basketball players Derrick Rose and Robert Dozier allegedly cheated on their SATs. But what might have happened if the news had come out a little sooner? More » -
#collegebasketball
Memphis Is Not That Picky About SAT Scores
Memphis spoke up yesterday, saying there's no proof that they or their former players cheated and that kind of honesty should put everything to rest. Until a report today that says a different Memphis player had a shady SAT experience. More » -
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#johncalipari
The Caliparis Continue To Use Social Networking Tools To Bash Pat Forde
Her father's former program is under NCAA investigation, but Erin Calipari knows who to blame and how to do it: call out ESPN's Pat Forde on Facebook.
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#collegebasketball
John Calipari Wins At Wall Ball
John Wall, the most talked about basketball recruit in the country, will join Calipari at Kentucky. Enjoy what little time you have left with him, Wildcat fans. [Rush The Court] -
#collegebasketball
John Calipari Continues His Dismantling Of Memphis
It was bad enough when John Calipari's daughter decided to follow her dad to the University of Kentucky, but it looks like Memphis isn't going to get to keep any of his players either. More » -
#johncalipari
The Calipari Daughters Should Probably Get Off Of Facebook Immediately
Although the piles of money and ego-stroking are enormous when you join a big-time program like the University of Kentucky, there are downsides. You know, like a burgeoning online interest in your young daughters. More » -
#collegebasketball
Look At That: John Calipari Is At Kentucky
John Calipari is the new coach of the Kentucky Wildcats and he's going right to work. Step One: Managing expectations. More » -
#duan
All Your Hopes And Fears Will Be Revealed Once You Open ... "The Door"
The Door is blowing up! It has devotees, worshipers, even its own Facebook fan group. The vigil continues. More » -
#collegebasketball
John Calipari Is Walking Through That Door (Maybe)
A local Memphis TV station has set up a live web feed of a camera trained on the door to the Memphis Athletic Department offices. It is riveting.
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#collegebasketball
Should John Calipari Sell His Soul To Kentucky?
ESPN is reporting that Memphis coach John Calipari met with Kentucky officials at an "undisclosed location" on Sunday and is mulling a "mega mega" offer to jump ship and lead the Wildcats. More »
