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more about #johndaly more comments → Kid Canada: My father actually has a pair of those pants. They're from Daly's Loudmouth Golf company. You can order 'em online. #golf more » BruschisBrewsky: Daly and Duangdecha wear the tight slacks to show their prominent bulges to swinging American ladies, for they are two wild and crazy guys. #golf more » DirkToberFest: That's the craziest thing I've seen below the belt since Helen Slater trimmed her pubic hair into the Supergirl logo. #golf more » Chris Hanson's Axe: What can disturbingly florid chartreuse do for you? #golf more » Karlifornia: When he did a live performance of " Goodbye Ruby Tuesday", the police informed him that he was actually being escorted out of a Hooters. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I can't wait for Colin Montgomerie's Scottish fiddle tune, "I moved my ball and I'm a fucking cheater." more » ScientificMapp: Ah, the good old G chord. Is there any song it can't make sound generic? more » Nickly: Spoiler!: It's about being sad. I figured it'd be about cigarettes and m&m's more » Hatey McLife: Perfect metaphor for what he did to the 20 year-old mother three he met at the bar that night. more » ArkansasFred: Why is it the Mobile Press-Register gets to use the adjective "colorful" when talking about John Daly but the court system insists on calling me "unfi... more » Bobby Big Wheel: When traveling in the South, one must be careful not to damage the roof of his car: more » ClueHeywood: Thankfully, Daly was still able to deliver the Coors in Atlanta within 28 hours. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Knocking off the top is how they say "we don't like your kind" on Alabamese. more » StuScott Booyahs: funny just read now the guy has Neck and Shoulder injuries?? From what??? something hitting his trunk?! Why not? It happened to Brett Favre. more » Stev D: Those are some sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... honeycomb window shades! more » -
#whimsy
This Guy Is Trying To Steal John Daly's Bit
And no, I'm not referring to Udorn Duangdecha getting his stomach stapled and surviving solely on Diet Coke and cigarettes - check out those slacks. Crap, they're so loud that Marlee Matlin heard him trying them on. [Devil Ball Golf] -
#pga
And Now A Musical Interlude From John Daly
The big guy dropped out of the PGA Championship after one round (citing a bad back) and then dropped this smash hit single (citing the chords from "Every Rose Has Its Thorn.") Spoiler!: It's about being sad. [Devil Ball Golf] -
#golf
John Daly's Bus Does Not Fit In There
John Daly's Magic Bus continues to roll around the country, but it's running a little bit lower than usual after he knocked off the top going through a low-clearance tunnel. More » -
#johndaly
He Said, She Said With Sherrie And John Daly
John Daly has suddenly reformed into golf's good guy, says his maybe-soon-to-be-restrained wife, and she's not going to stand for it. Also, she "would like you to know that she did not stab her husband." Duly noted. [Commercial Appeal] -
#golf
Who Is Tiger's Turtle?
"The modern player's payroll invariably includes an agent, a caddie, a financial adviser and a swing instructor.... Agent Dennis Harrington predicts that gentlemen's gentlemen — valets — will be the next big thing." John Daly's not sold. [GolfWorld, Style Points] -
#johndaly
John Daly Has Slimmed Down, Orange'd Up
I think the name of the color of that shirt is either called "Circus Peanut" or "Cat Puke." [Fanhouse] -
#golf
Don't Call It A Comeback...No Really, Don't
John Daly quit drinking (again) and got lapband surgery. All that you know is at an end. Did I mention he's at Augusta, selling his worldly possessions out of an RV? Of course he is.
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#golf
John Daly Insults Protected By First Amendment
A Florida judge has ruled that you are legally allowed to call John Daly a "scoundrel" and a "thug" in your newspaper. Finally, the Founding Fathers make some sense. [Sydney Morning Herald] -
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#bestof2008
The Year In ... Substance Abuse
It's the final day of our end-of-year retrospectives, as Charles Barkley gets in just under the wire with his arrest on suspicion of DUI. Today: Substance abuse!
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#golf
John Daly Gets All Smashy With Fan's Camera
What happens when you get close to John Daly with an item that isn't either donuts or booze; he destroys it. Here's Australian Open fan Brad Clegg and what used to be his camera. More »
