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more about #johndalyhooters more comments → Slothrop: does anyone think Daly ever pays for a drink at a Hooters? If they don't comp him, some yahoo is buying him a bucket of whiskey. Can they really fire ... more » FEAST: All I can think of when I see that picture: [www.sadtrombone.com] more » Bobby Big Wheel: He looks more and more like Marge Schott every day. more » Gourmet Spud: Just so I'm clear - by "hooters", we're all referring to his man boobs, right? more » Steve U: They really just need to work this into the next commercial. "So come on down to Hooters, where catatonia is no bar to being served more alcohol!" more » Gourmet Spud: Phil Mickelson's been trying to dump his hooters for years. more » UkraineNotWeak: At his current weight, Daly has no chance of ever being de-hootered. more » Sports-Pun: is he really in jeopardy of getting de-Hooter'd I don't think the human body could recover from a plastic surgery that extreme. more » Chamomiles Davis: This very same sleeping disorder was what cost me my endorsement deal with Applebee's. Except for "endorsement deal," read "dishwashing gig." And for ... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: when I've drank a fifth of Chivas, I sleep with my eyes open. They know it takes awhile to regain consciousness. /fixed more » MeSoHornsby: Not mentioned in the story: His pants were down and his huge wang was in his hand. more » Doyle McPoyle: I just know Chipper Jones was behind all of this. more » Da_Mang: Major Payne approves. more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Hooters, please don't terminate Daly. Think of your target demographic. All us citizens would be left to endure Dick Vitale as your lone spokesperson ... more » Carmen McFanzone: In addition to sleeping with his eyes open, Daly also shoots lightning bolts from his arse. Especially after a night at Hooter's. more »
