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more about #johnelway more comments → Karlifornia: I was going to comment earlier, but I went to the liquor store for some beer, and...get this..the first person I encounter after watching this video..... more » Steve U: Yup, he'll fit in just fine as an Eagles QB. Why, did half of his passes hit the ground 10 feet in front of the intended receiver? more » ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Yes. Everyone hates Liberty National. If, by "everyone", you mean the coddled pros who didn't get to practice much before having to tee it up. Poor th... more » NordoftheBlings: "He's not even planning to drop out of Arizona State." Wow, he is really fucked up. You try & raise them well... Then they drop football, but choo... more » Rick_James_Crack_Pipe: Somewhere Cris Simms is smiling and whispering to himself: "Well played, sir... At least you had the balls to get out" more » Hit Bull Win Steak: He wants to be...a dentist! more » sir_pantsalot: He will be begging to get back on the team once he realizes that non-athlete college students actually have to study and do homework. more » uninspired: He didn't listen to his father's advice that went something like "the game will suck for several years, but then you'll get a running game". more » MattinglysSideburns: Is this a scene from the sequel where Napoleon fills out and becomes popular? more » Jews For Purple Jesus: If he wants he could still pretend to be an ASU QB by showing up at high school girls basketball games in a pink shirt to endlessly curse at the refs. more » Hatey McLife: His father's teeth are known as "Arabian good looks". more » HebrewHammer: He had the genes, the Aryan good looks, The looks genes must be from Momma Elway. His teeth didn't make me pass out in fear. more » Hatey McLife: He quit football to do a remake of The Dirty Dozen. more » UkraineNotWeak: He has a future in Matt Leinert's posse. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: the Aryan good looks If that is all it took, John Tesh would have been a modern day Sammy Baugh. more » -
#terrorism
Terrorism, As Forewarned By John Elway
Elway is a passionate advocate for xenophobic propaganda. Or, more likely, he'll read anything you put in front of him for a few bucks. -
#watercoolerfodder
New Jersey Golf Course Is A Dump. Literally.
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
#collegefootball
Jack Elway Will Never Be Like You, Dad!
He had the genes, the Aryan good looks, and the resources to become a top-flight college quarterback. If only someone had checked to see if John Elway's son ever cared about football in the first place. More » -
#johnelway
John Elway. Oy. We'll look a ton worse than that when we're that old. [SportsWrap]
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