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more about #johnmadden more comments → Steve U: You know, Roger, you can acquire the ability to "Ask Madden" for $60 at your local GameStop. more » bluebears: Is he getting his makeup done at his local mortuary? more » ClintonPortishead: John Madden Agrees To Work For Evil Scientist Intent on Destroying All Humans' Senses of Humor, Save Frank Caliendo's Career. more » Bobby Big Wheel: Fitting, as Pat Summerall is currently working as a "special advisor" to Pabst Brewing Co. more » ScientificMapp: In the ultimate irony, Madden is now imitating Frank Caliendo. He's going to be paid an insanely high amount of money to do something that very few pe... more » ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError: Mr. Madden, who does your makeup? - Alex Rodriguez more » MattinglysSideburns: Why the picture of Mrs. Doubtfire? more » Weed Against Speed: Is that John Madden's face or a pumpkin pie that was left in the over too long? more » Civil Negligence: Well, let's all be honest, the Commissioner's Office really did need a Favre Liaison. more » shea_guevara: I've still got Al Pacino, Dr. Phil, Charles Barkley Nice current pop culture figures there. Why don't you work on a killer Al Jolson impression while ... more » StuScott Booyahs: "I'm already here!!" /voice from deep within the scrap heap more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Steven Wright thought he'd still be relevant after that really depressing guy who made you want to shoot yourself in the face retired. So, be forewarned. more » Weed Against Speed: You think this is bad, just wait and see what happens to Tyler Perry's career when Madea dies. /has no idea what's going on more » RussianRocket: /TJ BU's Gilroy signs with Rangers. [sports.espn.go.com] /End TJ more » HalleBerryBerryGood2Me: Maybe he'll pickup Obama, who I believe has the most annoying speech patterns in the history of mankind. more » -
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John Madden Agrees To Work For NFL, Save Frank Caliendo's Career
The former broadcaster/coach, apparently bored with retirement already, has been hired as a "Special Advisor to the Commissioner." "See this right here? That's a four-game suspension for drug use. BAM!" [ProFootballWeekly] -
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Lest We Forget, More Than One Career Ended On Thursday
The retirement of John Madden, sadly, means his chief imitator is also surely consigned to the scrap heap. And so, fare thee well: Thou never shalt hear Frank Caliendo any more. More » -
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John Madden Retiring
Darren Rovell of CNBC just dropped it. It's time for the Cris Collinsworth era to begin. [NBCSports] -
