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more about #johnsmoltz more comments → lilwillie: Hell, I thought you were going to tell us he just needed to get laid. Solves all sorts of funks. more » J-No: Tony LaRussa is a genious! Oh, he had nothing to do with it? Well then, fuck him. more » Bobby Big Wheel: St. Louis is a great place to get advice on your technique. My shits have been much more efficient since I ate at Chuck Berry's restaurant. more » ClueHeywood: Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes Help control the John Smoltz population. more » LilahKnujunkle: Also gracious of to not point out he was pitching against what amounts to a AAA team in the Padres. Something tells me he'll look like a world beate... more » Barry Lutz: Old folks who should probably be retired keep coming back. This time it's John Smoltz, who's close to a deal with the Cardinals. Not a bad move: they'... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I remember when TV lost its innocence for me. It was the day I learned this guy was married to Roseanne and not John Goodman. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Lt. Gen. Richard S. Ewell finds criticisms of Gregg's pitching in the clutch to be unfair and unwarranted. more » cookierojas: There's a ton of "widow ass" in Tampa - St. Pete and Joe Maddon's hat is officially in the ring. more » MattinglysSideburns: Wow, only 6 years later and you would never guess he was viciously mauled by a Siberian tiger. more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: At least Gagne lasted the season more » Bea Hate Me: [Scene: a New York hotel room] Epstein: I just flew in from Boston and boy are my arms tired. Ha ha. Smoltz: If you're here about the game last night,... more » Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Who cares? I'd rather watch two people fuck. more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I'll always remember him for being a complete fucking asshole and leaving me hanging for an autograph when I was a kid and then realizing that it was ... more » The Sports Hernia: Nick Swisher longs for Vincent's beard trimmer. more » -
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Cardinals Bullpen Fixes John Smoltz In Five Minutes
Two weeks ago, John Smoltz left Boston a washed up failure. Then one bullpen session with the Cardinals and suddenly he's a future Hall of Famer again. All because his teammates figured out what Boston coaches couldn't. More » -
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They Lost The 'Devil,' But The Rays Are Still Goth
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. More » -
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Is This The End Of John Smoltz?
The 42-year-old was DFA'd a day after he gave up eight runs and nine hits in a loss to the Yankees, raising his ERA to 8.33. Theo Epstein flew to New York to deliver the news in person. [Boston Globe] -
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Yankees Fans Are Sneaky, Happy
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John Smoltz Heading To Boston (Of Course)
After 20 years in Atlanta, the 41-year-old pitcher is signing with the Red Sox, who presumably will place him in a bullpen rocking chair to spin yarns about Tom Glavine and the Old South. [MLB.com] -
