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more about #johnsterling more comments → Rob Iracane: "It is high...it is far...it is gone! Jorge juiced another nuclear test off the coast of Vieques!" more » Hatey McLife: We all know that even the most subtle dig at a Hiroshima survivor will result in chunks of skin, and/or hair coming loose. more » Camp Tiger Claw: "Jeter put a whole lotta mulatta in that one! Goodbye!" more » Gourmet Spud: ...and the Japanese ... uh, guy. All Japanese men look the same to me - beautiful. more » ScientificMapp: It's still better than his less-used phrase "You're trying to seduce me with that homer, aren't you Mr. Robinson!" more » ArkansasFred: John Sterling has always reminded me of a drunk Christmas Party uncle, especially when he spends the second through fourth innings to share his uninfo... more » David Hume: Most Yankees fans got over their virulent hatred of the Japs years ago. No shit, half of Long Island is married to one anyways. more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: This is nowhere near as bad as the time I asked an employee at an Hasidic bakery in Williamsburg how much the Challah cost. more » BigRicks: Seeing John Sterling referred to as "The Voice of the Yankees" makes me want to die a little inside. Mel Allen, Rizzuto, Bob Sheppard, anybody* but St... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: In fairness, John Sterling is a total and complete shitshow who makes Michael Kay look like Vin Scully. more » SteveJeltzFan: That's not as bad as when Roger Sterling complimented Paul Kinsey's work with Salvatore Romano's catchphrase, "Another stroke of genuis from the close... more » Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: And that sacrifice fly is another seppuku for Matsui. more » David Hume: Later that night at the bar, Sterling attempted to make it up to Matsui by ordering him a Naga-Sake. more » -
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John Sterling Still Struggling To Learn Yankees Lineup
"Voice of the Yankees" (as long as you don't own a TV) John Sterling has a made another memorable home run call. Mostly because he used his signature Alex Rodriguez-based "catchpharse" to celebrate a dinger by Hideki Matsui. More »
