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more about #jonathanpapelbon more comments → irishkevin.moore: Sounds like this Alan Siegel is guy is just bitter because he's not a good writer and is just trying to get attention. Pathetic terd. Sounds like your... more » Weed Against Speed: I haven't heard about a man being so intent on watching a bunch of squirts since Michael Jackson started his own youth hockey team. /reaching #thedar... more » Silent Q: Somewhere, Frank Deford is working the phones to put together a team of nationally-renowned squirters to collaborate on a daily publication to compete... more » Jews For Purple Jesus: Curt Schilling once said of Papelbon in Sports Illustrated, "He's not exactly a charter member of Mensa," Yes, this coming from the guy with relation... more » the earl of weaver: Well what else would you watch when you're snacking on Fruit Gushers? more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I'm not sure what the big deal was. This is the director's cut of Eyes Wide Shut. #thedarksideofthelockerroom more » Gourmet Spud: I know that video all too well - I sued its makers for trademark infringement after my Gary Coleman/Emmanuel Lewis comic book tanked. #thedarksideofth... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: Was the Headspin DVD missing? #thedarksideofthelockerroom more » MattinglysSideburns: Come on. I'm reading this at work. The porn description was way too Vivid. #thedarksideofthelockerroom more » Greek McPapadopoulos: What kind of asshole kid ruins taco night? more » Shorty: In West Virginia's defense, that's the women's team. But yeah, 44 points is still pathetic. more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: That's why there is no evidence of steriod use... his dog ate it! more » Weed Against Speed: "I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!" - Papelbon more » Kid Canada: Papelbon is clearly getting better at playing spies if he's going into full blackface to disguise himself. more » Doyle McPoyle: I bet those two Indian dudes used their power of Heart to get their boy back on Sportscenter. more » -
#darkside
Coming Soon: Jonathan Papelbon's Dubious Taste In Cinema
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#wakeupdeadspin
Congratulations On Your New Acquisition, Boston!
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#worldseries
Ready Or Not, Here Come The Red Sox
Say what you will about the sometimes unhealthy hold that the Boston Red Sox have on their fans ... but the picture above looks really, really fun. More » -
