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more about #jonathansanchez more comments → Drunken_Donuts: Wait, there's a panda in that picture? I didnt' notice. more » MattyIceonTap: I think the guy on the right is saying "I'll be using this hand to masturbate tonight because my girlfriend is either going home with the Panda or the... more » Karlifornia: In that first picture, you can totally see the Panda repeating to himself "Keep your eyes above sea level..keep your eyes above sea level...keep your ... more » Kid Canada: smashing the keyboard with his engorged member I thought Dashiell was the Fleshbot writer. more » J-No: Don't mess with Juan Uribe. He will shoot you. more » Bobby Big Wheel: The Padres just woke up with a poo mustache. more » Tony Reali's Winning Smile: 25 Guys...One Common Goal : Out more » TheStarterWife: Of course the man threw a near-perfect game. You'd fight to keep your job too if you heard you were possibly being traded to the Pirates. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: Pete Carroll thinks Sanchez's decision to go to the big leagues at such a young age was dead wrong. more » Roto_Tudor: Sure, that Nixon pose should go over well in San Fransisco. more » -
#whimsy
It's Not Officially A No-Hitter Until You Drink With A Panda
Some might tell you that Jonathan Sanchez's good luck charm was his father watching him pitch for the first time as a pro. Those people are about to learn of the Power of the Panda. More » -
#wakeupdeadspin
Nice, But He Still Gets An Asterisk For Doing It Against The Padres
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap More »
