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more about #jonkitna more comments → Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Under the influence of a shitty offensive coordinator? more » Weed Against Speed: Those jeans better be Wranglers, Kitna. more » Artie Fufkin: I don't know why everyone is making fun of the mysterious dot on his forehead when we could be making fun of how enormously fat he is. more » MeSoHornsby: When Adam Lark told his buddies that he ran into Jon Kitna at the store, they all thought he was Lion. /ducks more » Matt Sussman: You can really get more out of your family budget if you purchase Meijer brand quarterbacks. more » André Roussimoff: "Why thank you for offering to take my groceries out to my car, Tatum...hey, where are you going?" more » Matt_T: That dude needs to duck, there's a laser pointed at his forehead more » Doyle McPoyle: Was he wearing his Barcelona Dragons championship ring? more » Candace Parker Secret Lover: scoping out the cereal specials I'd imagine God's QB would be shopping for something more heavenly -- like say, angel food cake... more » Civil Negligence: I'm glad Deadspin's reader demographics include Indians. more » Chuck Knoblockhead: Fiber One? Jon Kitna only eats Colon Blow. The cereal that keeps God regular. more » MeSoHornsby: I see the words "Wake up Deadspin!" and I automatically get a boner even if there's no Erin. more » -
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