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more about #jordancrawford more comments → MarkKelsosMigraine: Pacman Jones runs a football camp and told the kids no receivers will catch a pass on him or he will hire a hitman, have them hunted down, and shot at... more » ScientificMapp: Greg Oden warned his campers that no one will lap him at the mall. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: gets to look sort of cool by comparison This is why it is tragic that Jim Varney never got to star opposite Elvira in Ernest Goes To The White House. more » Bobby Big Wheel: [Kobe is defending against] 14-year-olds, who, let's be honest, probably haven't dunked on anything not made of Nerf. True, but you try defending ... more » ArkansasFred: LeBron is like the boring lawyer uncle who is always reading the newspaper and yelling at you to keep it down while Kobe is like the free-spirit fun u... more » Gourmet Spud: "Now Bart (cough), you must promise not to fall in love with me." more » Artie Fufkin: I'm no marketing major, but it seems that it wouldn't be a big deal at all if this video was out. Is that harmful to Lebron James the brand got dunked... more » P. Escobar, Jets Fan: I once taped Charlie Daniels out-duel the Devil in a fiddle battle, but that bastard sent a swarm of beautiful virgins over and... What was I saying? more » Steve U: Finally, all that experience covering up child labor violations is paying off. more » Hatey McLife: The last Xavier slam, this publicized, was against Hinduism. more » BruschisBrewsky: If you look closely you can see the red dot on Crawford forehead while he's speaking. more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I haven't seen anything this disingenuous since Seigfried described Roy as his "roommate". more » ArkansasFred: I found a transcript of the audio: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH... SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more » You Stay Classy: Things I've learned today: 1) Need some more clean underwear. 2) Kids these days are using "geek" as a verb. 3) ?? I'll keep you guys updated. more » StuScott Booyahs: I would definitely buy a poster of Bron-Bron being posterized. more » -
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Kobe Bryant Bravely Declares He Will Not Be Dunked On By His 14-Year-Old Campers
The most appalling thing about the Nike Politburo's coverup of the LeBron dunk tape? Kobe Bryant, the league's foremost expert in the painstaking self-cultivation of one's image, gets to look sort of cool by comparison. Sort of. More » -
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Swoosh Denies LBJ Dunk Cover-Up, Unconvincingly
The flash, apparently official: Nike is now making the implausible case that the two hapless videographers at the LeBron James Skills Academy had flouted a longstanding, super-inviolate "no videotaping" commandment and therefore had to be frisked. More » -
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The Dunk Was "As Good As It Could've Been Hyped Up To Be"
Ryan Miller, the would-be Zapruder whose video of LeBron getting Tom Chambered was commandeered by a Nike goon, has offered a few more details about the incident. Namely: The dunk was awesome, and Bron-Bron was kind of a prick.
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LeBron Gets Dunked On; None Of Us Are Witnesses
Word out of the LeBron James Skills Academy is that Xavier's Jordan Crawford turned the camp's host into his own personal Fred Weis, the sort of moment for which God created YouTube. Then along came Nike to confiscate the evidence. More »



