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more about #josecanseco more comments → Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: On the undercard: Elizabeth Smart vs. a Mormon Fundamentalist; David Edwards vs. Tami Roman; Terri Irwin vs. a stingray; and Dan Severn vs. Tank Abbot... more » Senators Lost Cojones: Can't blame the man, really. I know I'd get pretty tired of seeing that "0-for-1" on my record. more » Chris Hanson's Axe: To even the match, King will be allowed to tag in Henry Louis Gates. more » Clarence Rosario: Canseco as the keynote speaker at the 5th Annual Juicers Who Gave Up A Home Run Off Of Their Skulls Convention. more » blogsarefun: "It burns like fire. Just remember, I have never lied about this subject." He then added, "And the top five MCs? Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dyla... more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: $3.50 going once... going twice.... sold! To the gentleman in grey. more » Matt Sussman: And 95 percent of ballplayers would've known to put the dryer on the right. more » Karlifornia: Darren Daulton, on the other hand, sounds very much like a man who swallowed many tablets at Cedars Sinai more » ArkansasFred: Is that the God Save The Fan reading in Los Angeles? more » ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: If Jose Canseco knew something about this steroid business, why didn't he say something? more » Starburied: Well that's why he isn't in the league anymore. Numbers have replaced needles. more » BummerItsDaley: ...after the interview, Canseco proceeded to box a kangaroo. more » Kid Canada: For someone who enjoys beer, fried food, ugly facial hair and leather as much as he does, it's amazing that he hated living in Canada. more » Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: "OZZIE Canseco, on the other hand, TOTALLY shot up with that dude," Wells went on to say. more » BigLeagueChew: Thank goodness... I was afraid we were going to have to include asterisks next to all of David Wells' records more » -
#celebrityboxing
Rodney King — Yes, That One — To Fight A Cop
King, perhaps having gained experience from his unsanctioned LAPD-rules handicap match, will be joining the celebrity boxing circuit with a bout against a former police officer. This will be handled with the utmost class, I'm sure. More » -
#mlb
Muscly Nuisance Has Some Thoughts About Latest Steroid Revelations
"What I speak out of my mouth is the truth," says Jose Canseco, sounding very much like a man carrying two stone tablets down Mount Sinai. "It burns like fire. Just remember, I have never lied about this subject." More » -
#josecanseco
We Were Wrong. He Can Go Lower
Jose Canseco didn't fare so well against a real fighter. Now he'll try his luck boxing Bill "El Wingador" Simmons. That's not a nickname for the Sports Fella, it's a guy who eats for a living.[Celebrity Boxing Federation] -
#steroids
David Wells Turned Down Jose Canseco's Generous HGH Offer
Wells claims he declined Canseco's juice suggestions back in 2001. "That stuff is not good for the game and it is not good for your body." And if anyone knows what's good for your body, it's David Wells. [NYDN; NBCBA] -
#mma
Who Wants To Watch Jose Canseco Get Beat Up?
What a shocker: Jose Canseco was TKO'd 1:17 into the first round of his MMA "fight" against Korean giant Hong Man Choi. Canseco is officially bad at everything except identifying steroid users. [Full fight @ DailyMotion; CageWriter; But The Game Is On] -
#softballfailures
How A Softball Almost Killed This Man's Foot
A good portion of Americans join softball leagues this time of the year. Many do it for the social aspect alone, which leaves many teams stockpiled with players who are ridiculously awful. More » -
#mma
Jose Canseco Finds His Calling On The Japanese MMA Circuit
I have seen some crazy things come out of the Japanese entertainment industry—trust me, you don't even know—but the country can make up for all that by having Jose Canseco fight a 7'2" Korean. More » -
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#whimsy
Jeremy Piven, Jessica Canseco Like Smoothies
This photo probably launched a series of staff meetings at TMZ, but gets just a small mention here simply so that I can say ... WTF? [The Daily Fix] -
#mlb
Jose Canseco Just Keeps Right On Blabbing
The Nostradamus of Steroids spoke to students on the USC campus this weekend and because he doesn't know how to do anything else, he decided to take some more shots at current, possibly juiced ballplayers. More » -
#steroids
Ron Kittle Thinks Jose Canseco Might Get A Visit From A Fat Guy In Thin Socks
Interesting quote from Ron Kittle, the geeky-looking former Chicago White Sox rookie of the year, who, for whatever reason, chimed in on this whole steroid nonsense. His biggest concern? Jose Canseco's personal safety. More » -
#mlb
Jose Canseco Says He Will Save Baseball
Canseco proposes a meeting with Bud Selig and Donald Fehr aimed at fixing the game's drug problem. "I think I have the ear of the nation now." [Yahoo Sports] -
#morningblogdome
Morning Blogdome: Another Feather In Jose's Cap
Jose Canseco fought Danny Bonaduce to a draw in what some observers are calling a boxing match. Maybe next time they shouldn't schedule against Mosley-Margarito and Emelianenko-Arlovski. Or better yet, no next time. [Wax Heaven] More »
