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more about #josereyes more comments → Metschick: It's serendipitous that this is here, because this is what fueled my boxing routine this morning. All the anger I feel at this team just made me punc... more » DeepFriar: /kicks lifeless Mr. Mets corpse in the crotch more » Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: Do this for the Padres next! Highlights* and lowlights of the season! *There are no highlights. more » Doyle McPoyle: Yeah? Well, I had SEX with your WIFE! more » Dany Heatley Speedwagon: AJ, tell me how my ass taste! /Dashiell more » Armen Tamzarian: But mostly I'll remember the laughter. more » UkraineNotWeak: Erin Andrews and anti-Met posts on the same day. Only thing missing is a Tebow post. DS is as predictable as ever. Never change more » Kid Canada: "Hey, a season or two of failure isn't always so bad, sometimes it gets you a four-year contract extension!" -Dayton Moore more » GreatOdensRaven: So when can I read the "A Season of Failure" edition for the Cubs? more » Yellow Tail Swine: Next time I'm chilling and chatting near a fence during spring training, I'm going to speak Hindu and make use of my short time studying in India. I f... more » Chamomiles Davis: Usually speaking in rapid, authoritative Spanish is effective in subduing white people. /Is that the subjunctive? more » shea_guevara: Speaking Spanish?! What, was he born in some other country or something? more » UkraineNotWeak: Brett Myers would've just decked her. more » Weed Against Speed: She has been known to remove the SAP button off her television remote as well. more » Jefferson Tardship: Note to the reporter: The correct comeback would have been "Como se dice 'September Collapse'?" more » -
#mlb
The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure
The New York Mets are not the worst team in baseball. They are not even the most ineptly run franchise in their own division. Yet, their 2009 campaign may have forever redefined the concept of losing. More » -
#josereyes
Jose Reyes Can Speak English Just Fine When Agitated
Here's an interesting video from a pushy woman down in Spring Training, who tries to get the Mets' shortstop to quit speaking that unintelligible Spanish talk and just say something in English, dammit. [Sports Rubbish] -
#alexrodriguez
Cyst May Force Alex Rodriguez To Cease
Alex Rodriguez is having a bang up year in 2009. The latest calamity? A bone cyst that may force him to bail on Team D.R. at the World Baseball Classic. More » -
#bestof2008
The Year In...Sexual Trysts
So, the next few days will be chock full of end-of-year retrospectives. We'll do our own as well. Today: Road beef, etc. -
