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more about #josetabata more comments → Katni: Well, obviously the marriage was doomed. Who gets married at a check cashing outlet? That's why my 19-year-old illegal immigrant fiance and I are plan... more » sir_pantsalot: With the birth rates and education systems what they are in South American countries he believed that she just became pregnant. It is like getting a c... more » Karlifornia: "And what's worse, Chris Paul isn't even her cousin." more » Bobby Big Wheel: And if the woman's on top, she can't get pregnant. It's gravity. more » Quake 'n' Shake: Who hasn't had their significant other fake a pregenancy? It happened to me. I was in my mid 20's, and she was 19....Oh, she was also 100% bat-shit in... more » MarkKelsosMigraine: when he married Pereira at a check-cashing and tax outlet called Amscot, the Times reported. Damn, John Daly is impressed. more » Hatey McLife: She also, apparently, has a gambling habit; a fact that her attorney used to try and get her sentence reduced in the robbery case. Imagine how little ... more » Candace Parker C Cups: I can't wait too see the witty racist t-shirts from Pirates fans. Well, you know, presuming such people still exist... more » sir_pantsalot: She needed a baby arm and Jose wasn't up for the task. more » ArkansasFred: for stealing $20,000 from a paycheck advance store My my my how the tables have turned on the very people who set up those tables and situated them in... more » Civil Negligence: she was accused of stealing $20,000 from a Paycheck Advance when he married Pereira at a check-cashing and tax outlet called Amscot Ahhh I see Tabata'... more » econdave: You know, Amalia, for the first time in our marriage I can finally look down my nose at you. You have a gambling problem! more » Hatey McLife: Enjoys gardening, macrame. That's one crazy bitch. more » CitizenStrange: Well, then a judge and a jurysat me in a roomThey say that robbin' the cradleis worse than robbin' the tomb-- Jim Croce more » Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Whoa! He had 42 Stolen Babies in '08?!? Oh, that SB means Stolen Bases? Well, that's still pretty good. more » -
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Jose Tabata: Wife 'Completely Falsified Her Pregnancy'
The story of Jose Tabata and his 43-year-old wife is the gift that keeps on giving. Today's episode: She apparently told the 20-year-old outfielder that the baby she (allegedly) abducted was his. More » -
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So What's The Deal With Jose Tabata's Baby-Stealing Wife?
So if Pittsburgh Pirates outfield prospect Jose Tabata makes it to the majors — and early indications are that he probably will — how will this information fit on the back of his baseball card? More » -
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Raising Arizona: Wife Of Pirates' Minor Leaguer Questioned In Babynapping
Well, this is just what the Pirates needed. The wife of one of their top minor league prospects is being questioned in the apparent kidnapping of a baby from a Plant City, Fla. health clinic.
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