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more about #kansascitychiefs more comments → CaliCheeseSucks: denying him the chance to break the team's all-time rushing yards mark. (He was 75 shy of Priest Holmes' record.) To be fair, it would have taken hi... more » DirkToberFest: This is the biggest victory for Citizens Against Women Beaters and Homophobes since Fred Phelps fell off the face of the Earth. more » Artie Fufkin: I bet under President Obama, he actually qualifies for unemployment. #larryjohnson more » formerly Chief Wahoo: He's no Christian Okoye. #larryjohnson more » dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Diner Patron: I'll have the Priest Holmes, with a side of Larry Johnson. [waits 10 minutes] Waitress: [puts plate of scrambled eggs and toast on tab... more » Hit Bull Win Steak: He should have used a more acceptable term like "monkeybutts" or "dorkweasels" or even "boogermouths." When the hell did Mike Florio start posting o... more » Bobby Big Wheel: Captain Tyus gave LJ some advice on apologizing for gay stuff. #larryjohnson more » MarkKelsosMigraine: I did not intend to offend anyone, but that is no excuse for what I said. This is similar to the apology I had to issue at work when I criticized the... more » Silky John-STON!: All apologies should be written in the same tone as the original statement. "yalls cant hate on me sometimes i say the wrong words, but im still rich... more » Kid Canada: To add insult to injury, his starting job will be taken by this man. more » ArkansasFred: Riiiiiiight. Because I'm sure the use of offensively homophobic language is also dealt with posthaste in locker rooms and cafeterias and practice fie... more » FEAST: Johnson added that he's a big fan of The King Of Gay Music. #larryjohnson more » Chris Hanson's Axe: Apologizes For The Gay Stuff Like curling into the fetal position every time a linebacker comes within five yards of him? more » Dave J.: Larry does all his hat shopping from the Leyland fall 2009 collection. #larryjohnson more » lockerblogger: Yo - the boy LJ is not that bad. People need to just chill. Larry has always done some questionable things over the past few years. But really he i... more » -
#nfl
Larry Johnson Raises Kansas City's Unemployment Rate By One
The Chiefs have released the unhappy running back, denying him the chance to break the team's all-time rushing yards mark. (He was 75 shy of Priest Holmes' record.) There really is no I in"public relations nightmare"team. [KansasCityStar] -
#nfl
Larry Johnson Suspended, Apologizes For The Gay Stuff
Chiefs running back Larry Johnson is awful sorry he called you all fags. He should have used a more acceptable term like "monkeybutts" or "dorkweasels" or even "boogermouths." Then maybe his bosses wouldn't have had to put him on suspension. More » -
#nfl
Larry Johnson Meltdown Arrives Later Than Expected This Season (Update)
The Kansas City Chiefs are a disaster, obviously, but look on the bright side—it took permanently disgruntled RB Larry Johnson seven whole games to launch an embarrassing tirade against his head coach. I think that's improvement! More » -
#nba
Rasheed Wallace Never Goes Anywhere Without His Extra Prosthetic Leg
"That was the scene in the lobby Sunday afternoon at Lincoln Financial Field. Wallace, wearing a No. 58 Chiefs jersey, tossed a man's prosthetic leg back and forth." Somehow that paragraph makes perfect sense to me. [KC.com/StylePoints] -
#ballsdeep
Why Your Team Sucks: Kansas City Chefs
Some people are fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Kansas City Chiefs. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. More » -
#larryjohnson
Larry Johnson Spends Evening Out With Women At A Club And Does Not Assault Any Of Them
Congratulations go out to Kansas City Chiefs running back Larry Johnson, who appears to have beaten the odds by spending a weekend in Vegas with numerous females(?) without any charges being filed. So far. More » -
#mediameltdowns
The Sad, Hilarious Tale Of Elvis Grbac, 1998's "Sexiest Athlete Alive"
This is an epically comical story courtesy of SI's Jeff Pearlman, that includes the following absurd characters: Rich Gannon, Elvis Grbac, the Kansas City Chiefs, and a dim-witted People magazine photographer. Prepare to feel life-long sympathy for Grbac.
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#nfl
Not So Irrelevant Anymore
Ryan Succop, a kicker from South Carolina, was the last pick of this year's NFL Draft. He's reportedly about to become a rich, rich man. Like, $1.2 million rich. Who wouldn't trade relevance for cash? [Red Zone] -
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#2009nfldraft
Tyson Jackson, Go Directly To KC
The city loves its steak, but hopefully they're fine with chicken. It looked like not many saw defensive end Tyson Jackson going in this pick, but what the heck do I know? More » -
#nfl
Tony Gonzalez Is The New Falconer
Kansas City sends Tony Gonzalez to Atlanta and Matt Ryan for a 2010 second-round pick. You weren't using that were you, Matt Cassel? (Yes, two Falconer references in one day! I win $5!) [USA Today] -
#duan
Jay Mariotti Calls Shenanigans On Matt Cassel Trade
Gentleman Jay Mariotti knows a raw deal when he sees one and something about that Matt Cassel to Kansas City trade does not smell right to him. More » -
#nfl
Mike Shanahan Won't Coach the Chiefs
But hey, Herm Edwards is available! In other old-Broncos-coach news, Dan Reeves interviewed for the 49ers offensive coordinator spot. More » -
#hermanedwards
Scott Pioli Mercifully Pulls Plug On Herm Edwards
According to ESPN, the Chiefs coach was just fired. [ESPN]
